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Old 08-24-2012, 11:56 PM
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It's James Bond's birthday!!


Once upon a time, in a uterus far, far in NEO, an AO stud was in development. After vicious labor, he fought his way out and began to show the world how it's done.

He even tried to have a nice side one time

.....Nah, f**k that.

Luckily, he's learned to control himself and become an uber rad contractor, basically meaning he's James f**king Bond of Ohio, except shaken not stirred is "another beeerrr" very slurred.

Now, I would say something like "Be safe, brother" or the normal stuff, be we all know by 3 PM you'll be so drunk you won't remember any of this, so I'll leave with this closing remark:

Pretty sure I just used every image of Sparky I had or could access.... yippee.
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Have you ever noticed in commercials how there's like a white guy and his Asian friend and the black guy so it's not racist? That's pandas job
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Old 08-25-2012, 12:05 AM
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Happy Birthday Sparky!!
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Ain't nobody got time fo my ****ty car!

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Old 08-25-2012, 01:56 AM
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I remember when Sparky was still a noob, and we gave him that name. Oh those were simpler times. :P

Happy day sparky.

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Old 08-25-2012, 10:04 AM
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Remeber that the slip and slide is more fun when your drunk.

Happy birthday sparky!
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:54 AM
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I wish I could bowl myself at your party.

Anywho, happy drink-more-than-usual day.

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I love stalking someone through the creek and taking people out who didn't know a fat man could get so skinny unless it was to get some pie that was just out of reach.
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Old 08-25-2012, 11:03 AM
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we gave him that name. Oh those were simpler times. :P
Yo name is Toby.
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Holy mother of pearl, You use the oldest pictures imaginable Panda.....

Anyways, I appreciate the birthday wishes and such. It's time to start healing from BF9 now, haha.
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Happy B-Day Sparky!
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