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Smile Airsofter problems thread.

I felt like after all these crappy stuff going on in the world, we needed a funny entertaining thread. Let it begin

1. Losing Velcro for your gear. (Thanks Christian.)
2. Losing small screws for your guns body or internals.
3. MOLLE Fingers. Nuff' said bro
4. Having your gun go down at Chrono or shortly after.
5. Losing mags.
6. Missing BBs when trying to fill a speed loader.
7. When you find BBs in the most random places. HOW DAFUQ DID THIS GET HERE?
8.When your batteries die.
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:07 PM
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1) Forgetting a notarized waiver.
2) When your batteries freeze (Old problem with NiMh batteries).
3) Having no money. Ever. Period.
4) Foggy boots.
5) Nutsack shots from Nagley's Masada.
6) No closet space.
7) Finding shims in your carpet.
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:21 PM
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1.) bringing your pistol on the field and realizing there's no magazine.
2.) dropping your magazine when you run.
3.) people not calling their hits even after shooting them 20 times.
5.) bringing your girlfriend to play with you.
6.) realizing you brought your girlfriend to play with you
7.) forgetting gas for your gas powered weaponry.
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1.) Telling friend you will bring spare of goggles for him to use. Drive 2 hours to field to find out you forgot them
2.) Didnt bring multi-tool and wind up needing it
3.) Loosing Mag, finding it days later on the video from your GoPro, Forget to upload it and tell Grumsy about it.
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Welcome for the first one Carbon!

1) Losing the screw for your body pin.

2) Batteries die on optic, no iron sights.

3) Running out of water.

4) Pulling your sidearm out and shooting, *nothing happens*

5) Having your dump pouch fall off.

6) Hitting on all female airsofters.

7) Speed loader broken, loading mid caps by hand.

8) Going shooping for clothes and thinking, "I can't use that for airsoft." or "That looks pretty close to PCU, I think I will get it."

9) Wearing combat boots more than any other shoes.

10) Cold feet/hands.

11) Freezing your *** off at chrono and briefing but get on the field and you are sweating ballz.

12) Having your gun go down right in the middle of a fire fight.

13) Thinking, "This would make a great AO." when out and about in the state.

14) Seeing the n00b and thinking he will get us all killed.

15) Throwing a thunder b into a room and....tic.....tic...tic... *5 minutes later* "Lets just breach and clear it now." *walks into room* *BOOM!*

16) N00b knows milsim by LC and mainly Irene.

17) You look at pictures and say I want to look like that. You get all the same stuff and you look nothing alike.
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:38 PM
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Welcome for the first one Carbon!

1) Losing the screw for your body pin.

2) Batteries die on optic, no iron sights.

3) Running out of water.

4) Pulling your sidearm out and shooting, *nothing happens*

5) Having your dump pouch fall off.

6) Hitting on all female airsofters.

7) Speed loader broken, loading mid caps by hand.

8) Going shooping for clothes and thinking, "I can't use that for airsoft." or "That looks pretty close to PCU, I think I will get it."

9) Wearing combat boots more than any other shoes.

10) Cold feet/hands.

11) Freezing your *** off at chrono and briefing but get on the field and you are sweating ballz.

12) Having your gun go down right in the middle of a fire fight.

13) Thinking, "This would make a great AO." when out and about in the state.

14) Seeing the n00b and thinking he will get us all killed.

15) Throwing a thunder b into a room and....tic.....tic...tic... *5 minutes later* "Lets just breach and clear it now." *walks into room* *BOOM!*

16) N00b knows milsim by LC and mainly Irene.

17) You look at pictures and say I want to look like that. You get all the same stuff and you look nothing alike.
Number 17 for sure!
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:57 PM
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And thus quoth Sparky to his disciples:

"Go forth all of ye and spread the Good News, for I have come to banish the oppression of Airsoft Problems from this Earth forever more, until the day of which all of ye noble Disciples and all the peoples of this good Earth are free to enjoy the goodness that is the BB Warz, unmolested by elitists and dead batteries alike."

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The inevitable guy who says that threads like this are one of the crappy things. Seriously, there is always THAT GUY.

Fogging goggles. Thank god for them turbofans.
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Old 01-30-2013, 08:18 PM
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Picking skinny trees. time, after time, after time..... ;/
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The inevitable guy who says that threads like this are one of the crappy things. Seriously, there is always THAT GUY.

Fogging goggles. Thank god for them turbofans.
Amen brother, ESS saves lives.
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Realizing that you spend a larger percentage of your income than you would like to admit to yourself on airsoft.... and then proceeding to spend more of it on airsoft.
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1.) When the sole of your boot becomes completely detached and flies off your foot in mid-stride at Irene
2.) When your teammate, dressed as Batman, places the bomb in one of the vents of a trench coat, thinking that it is a pocket and hopelessly loses it in the middle of the night
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>Goggles fog like a mother
>Procure dem turbofans (awww yeeah)
>Realize I just dumped a small fortune into a pair of goggles
>Coulda bought a sweet sidearm instead
>Coulda payed for a few days at college instead
>Coulda sponsored like 40 african children instead
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I could've sworn we already had a thread like this called "airsoft pet peeves".

1) trying to greentext on AO.
2) bbs hitting my scope lens.
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I could've sworn we already had a thread like this called "airsoft pet peeves".
I thought the same thing at first, but i think this thread is aimed more at gear malfunctions.

Erm... can't really think of any that haven't been mentioned...
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1) Waiting weeks to go to an event only for something to go wrong the day before/of and not being able to go. Has happened to me every event this year that I tried to go to.

2) Realizing that due to the previously mentioned problem, you have now become a chairsofter...
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When I am running and catch a pouch on a tree.

Bringing as much gear as possible for a 24 hour game; only having it last for 6.

Loose vest syndrome. It will never stay there.

Aiming at feet and hitting nuts.

Aiming at heads and hitting nuts.

When my batteries and extra backup batteries die for my radio.
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-When that one accidental shot/ricochet hits you in nuts.

-Friend hip fires (literally, one handed, at the hip) from 200 feet away, single shot hits you in the nuts.

-Charge enemy position, get hit in nuts...a lot...

-Defending friendly position, friendly shoots you in nuts with grenade launcher.

-Dump pouch goes through numerous games for at least a year with you, pouch rips when you try to take it off your rig.

-Radio works fine in tests before game, then doesn't transmit at all later when you need it to.

-Mags work fine one minute, all stop feeding the next.

-Trenchcoat.
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-When that one accidental shot/ricochet hits you in nuts.

-Friend hip fires (literally, one handed, at the hip) from 200 feet away, single shot hits you in the nuts.

-Charge enemy position, get hit in nuts...a lot...

-Defending friendly position, friendly shoots you in nuts with grenade launcher.

-Trenchcoat.
I'm seeing a pattern here. Ever consider wearing a cup?
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>Goggles fog like a mother
>Procure dem turbofans (awww yeeah)
>Realize I just dumped a small fortune into a pair of goggles
>Coulda bought a sweet sidearm instead
>Coulda payed for a few days at college instead
>Coulda sponsored like 40 african children instead
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I'm seeing a pattern here. Ever consider wearing a cup?
Fortunately only like one of those times did it actually draw pain, so I think I'll be good.
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