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A Little Jingle for the Holidays

Posted 12-09-2010 at 12:24 AM by Rellim
This song pretty much sums up an all to common occurrence.
Meant to be sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Jingle You Noob

Dashing through the woods
With an RPG on my back
A sniper in my hand
And an AK in my sack

I see the enemy
They’re one hundred yards away
I will attempt to take them out
As I arc my gun and pray

Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You’re really hard to miss
The crazy things that you just do just make it obvious

Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You act ridiculous
Your Squad Leaders and CO’s are gonna be real piss(ed)

I talk a lot of trash
And act like a tough pup
But when the fighting starts
I am too scared to move up

The battle lines are drawn
I can picture the fight scenes
I’m camouflage way in the back
With my new pair of BLUE JEANS!

All together!
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You’re really hard to miss
The crazy things that you just do just make it obvious


Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You are ridiculous
This song I know is really mean (honest),
I will probably burn for this.
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    Odie's Avatar
    hahaha this is great
    Posted 12-09-2010 at 02:58 PM by Odie Odie is offline
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    Gambit's Avatar
    Lol Good Song.
    Posted 12-09-2010 at 04:00 PM by Gambit Gambit is offline
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    Mav's Avatar
    Fantastic haha
    Posted 12-09-2010 at 04:18 PM by Mav Mav is offline
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    knightmare's Avatar
    This gave me a little chuckle.

    Posted 12-09-2010 at 07:15 PM by knightmare knightmare is offline
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    Zink's Avatar
    Lmao that was a good 1
    Posted 12-09-2010 at 08:33 PM by Zink Zink is offline
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    LeonSeie's Avatar
    ROFL, that is hilarious,
    Posted 12-09-2010 at 09:35 PM by LeonSeie LeonSeie is offline
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    spetsnaz20's Avatar
    This song is cool you should record it i will refer it to some friens
    Posted 12-09-2010 at 09:36 PM by spetsnaz20 spetsnaz20 is offline
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    vern's Avatar
    That's awesome
    Posted 12-10-2010 at 12:04 PM by vern vern is offline
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    Coalminer's Avatar
    Very nice bro!
    Posted 12-10-2010 at 05:13 PM by Coalminer Coalminer is offline
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    Traverse's Avatar
    Cool story, bro!
    Posted 12-11-2010 at 11:50 AM by Traverse Traverse is offline
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    Vicious's Avatar
    LAWL! very very nice! I love it.
    Posted 12-11-2010 at 03:51 PM by Vicious Vicious is offline
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    INGINE's Avatar
    this is awesome!! i laughed all the way through
    Posted 12-12-2010 at 01:52 PM by INGINE INGINE is offline
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    Cody Chaos's Avatar
    haha my faves the second verse
    Posted 12-17-2010 at 04:49 PM by Cody Chaos Cody Chaos is offline
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    Panda's Avatar
    This, is win.
    Posted 01-02-2011 at 03:39 PM by Panda Panda is offline

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