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My sister's boyfriend.

Posted 09-28-2011 at 12:51 AM by armyus516
Now,to anyone who is reading this:No,This is not a freakin' love story
Now,After my sister had JUST broken up with her last one,Would ya' look at that;Another,He came from california,Big airsoft place....So I just flew the idea of airsoft past him,And guess what he went to the "Nationals." He said he "Rented their guns." But he kept on talking about how he got shot with in the 5 foot rule.
Im thinking:"Okay...Here it's 10 maybe it's different over there." I asked him about the gun he used: a Condor C02 rifle,Now im new to airsoft.But im not stupid.
Since that I really never talked to him but,I was thinking about taking him to some of our events and show him(If he ever played before)how we do it in ohio.

I'd Like some feed back about this situation,Thanks for taking your time to read this.
Spriggs
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    Regan's Avatar
    Legitimacy of such claims would require the posting of mother and sister photographs. Please do remember this in your next AO post.
    kthxbai
    Posted 10-02-2011 at 09:17 AM by Regan Regan is offline
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    Panda's Avatar
    I will need pictures of your sister to confirm BS or not. I need all the evidence I can get to make the most accurate claim.
    Posted 10-02-2011 at 10:58 AM by Panda Panda is offline
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    Texx's Avatar
    Jeez guys, get an original idea
    Posted 10-02-2011 at 07:48 PM by Texx Texx is offline
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    Red's Avatar
    Pics of sister's boyfriend to determine if...wait...wut?
    Posted 10-03-2011 at 02:55 AM by Red Red is offline
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    Spaniard's Avatar
    your sister sounds hot, pics please!
    Posted 10-03-2011 at 08:21 AM by Spaniard Spaniard is offline
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    Radz's Avatar
    Next time, post pictures of the hottest girl at your school so I don't get so bored. I know you have them.
    Posted 10-03-2011 at 11:41 AM by Radz Radz is offline
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    Texx's Avatar
    Quote:
    Now,to anyone who is reading this:No,This is not a freakin' love story
    Why can't it be a love story? You are a young lad in love with the idea of airsoft, and this other young man has come into your life, exposing you to new ideas that make you uncomfortable, but will ultimately lead you to accept him into your life. That's the essence of love.

    And while it may not lead you to a drunken sex orgy forgotten due to copious amounts of Tequila and a slight misunderstanding with a pimp and his dead b*tch, well, one man's trash is another man's treasure.

    And hookers never REALLY die when they choke on a baseball bat you paid them to dxeep throat. No, because hookers are already mostly dead on the inside. You have simply freed their consciousness from their disease-riddled filthy tainted corpse.

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    Now,After my sister had JUST broken up with her last one,Would ya' look at that;Another,He came from california,Big airsoft place....
    This is a telling story. Whilst still suffering pain from a recent breakup, your sibling sought comfort in the arms from a young man from California.

    The mere essence of love begins with some pain, to be replaced with joy, and then cheap sex in the back of '58 Buick, followed by the immediate applications of creams to forgo the constant itching.

    Let's draw a conclusion that (a) your sister has low self esteem and a "Daddy Complex" that she seeks to remedy in the arms of men who may or may not be trusted or (b) she wants to punish your parents by dating a scummy boyfriend or (c) she is finding herself. I personally prefer the daddy issues as it leads to some serious warped fun.

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    So I just flew the idea of airsoft past him,And guess what he went to the "Nationals." He said he "Rented their guns." But he kept on talking about how he got shot with in the 5 foot rule.
    Ah, yes. An attempt to impress you by the new man in your sister's life. You should have put him on the spot and asked him quite publicly if he ever watched porn.


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    Im thinking:"Okay...Here it's 10 maybe it's different over there." I asked him about the gun he used: a Condor C02 rifle,Now im new to airsoft.But im not stupid.
    Are you trying to like your sister's new boyfriend? Because that is the essence of love, right there. You are under no obligations to like him, whatsoever.

    Your sister, on the other hand, is free to pursue romantic mistakes until she learns her self esteem should not be defined by the love of a man. It is only defined by loving a great man. Right now, she is just tinkering around with boys and what not.

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    Since that I really never talked to him but,I was thinking about taking him to some of our events and show him(If he ever played before)how we do it in ohio.

    I'd Like some feed back about this situation,Thanks for taking your time to read this.
    Spriggs
    So you no longer trust him. You should plant seeds of destruction in his mind by telling him one of your sister's friends likes him and wants to have a three-way.

    He'll be like all "whoa, like really?" And you'll be all like "Yeaaahhh, dude." And then we'll all be like "haah hah, like yaaaa."

    But seriously. You sister's new boyfriend is trying to impress you by lying or exaggerating. It's no different from the time I told my little sister's boyfriend that if he ever hurt her I would hunt him down and beat him to death with a crowbar. It didn't help that he had once seen me kill a goat with a four way lug wrench - that goat had it coming - they all have it coming....

    My advice for you is to act like you're really upset to gain points with your sister's friends. It's likely some of them are slutty and might help you come to terms with the new douche-bag in your sister's life. And who knows, there is always the chance your sister could turn out bi or gay, to which you can fantasize about with her douche-bag boyfriend.
    Posted 10-03-2011 at 04:15 PM by Texx Texx is offline
    Updated 10-03-2011 at 04:17 PM by Texx
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    Panda's Avatar
    Still no sister pictures? Disappointing, I call BS on this whole story.

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    The mere essence of love begins with some pain, to be replaced with joy, and then cheap sex in the back of '58 Buick, followed by the immediate applications of creams to forgo the constant itching.
    I laughed disturbingly hard at this, thanks Texx for giving me another reason I enjoy life.
    Posted 10-03-2011 at 07:37 PM by Panda Panda is offline
    Updated 10-03-2011 at 07:39 PM by Panda
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    Puma22's Avatar
    Thank you Texx for the signature I am taking from you
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    It didn't help that he had once seen me kill a goat with a four way lug wrench - that goat had it coming - they all have it coming....
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 12:55 AM by Puma22 Puma22 is offline
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    vietec's Avatar
    Pics of dad. Don't forget the timestamp yo.
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 01:21 AM by vietec vietec is offline
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    Jables's Avatar
    I knew Texx was formulating something..I could smell it cookin'.
    But I didn't think it was that big...and interesting!
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 07:50 AM by Jables Jables is offline
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    Mallets's Avatar
    So, where are the pictures of your sister?
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 11:12 AM by Mallets Mallets is offline
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    Jables's Avatar
    ^^^Exactly, that's the only reason why I've been checking back here!
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 12:57 PM by Jables Jables is offline
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    armyus516's Avatar
    A post about love by Texx? I will try to get those pics of my sister up but not my mom.This is interesting.....
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 02:57 PM by armyus516 armyus516 is offline
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    Lenahan's Avatar
    Well I wanna pic of your mom. Ill keep it during Combat...
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 05:42 PM by Lenahan Lenahan is offline
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    dubbs's Avatar
    Quote:
    Well I wanna pic of your mom. Ill keep it during Combat...
    "What do we want? I girl we're fighting for!"
    Good old Mulan
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 05:54 PM by dubbs dubbs is offline
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    armyus516's Avatar
    Nice to know,I'll steal her laptop and grab her homecoming pics(Includes BF too!).I think this peice which I wanted Texx to post something very interesting(Which he did),I find that an honor.
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 05:55 PM by armyus516 armyus516 is offline
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    Lenahan's Avatar
    Dubs, Im not old... Was saying it as a joke. I already have a girl to fight for.
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 06:30 PM by Lenahan Lenahan is offline
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    mac50's Avatar
    I'm an old guy.I wanna see a pic of your mom.Sister wouldn't hurt either
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 07:29 PM by mac50 mac50 is offline
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    Lenahan's Avatar
    Thank god Im not the only one! Nah Im kidding.
    Posted 10-04-2011 at 07:42 PM by Lenahan Lenahan is offline
 

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