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It hasn't happened since 1955

Posted 03-31-2010 at 11:46 PM by Titan
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me."
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
(Gotta love military time)
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    Phil's Avatar
    I see what you did there.
    Posted 03-31-2010 at 11:48 PM by Phil Phil is offline
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    hahahah that was great man ....
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 04:35 AM by Ozzsclan Ozzsclan is offline
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    Desert-Fox's Avatar
    Ahahahahah Phil.
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 05:43 AM by Desert-Fox Desert-Fox is offline
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    Chimairaman's Avatar
    hahaha nice
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 06:51 AM by Chimairaman Chimairaman is offline
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    Teddy Bear's Avatar
    F***k yes i love it.
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 08:01 AM by Teddy Bear Teddy Bear is offline
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    Rogue Status's Avatar
    fantastic!!
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 10:12 AM by Rogue Status Rogue Status is offline
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    SnakeDoctor's Avatar
    That was great!
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 10:59 AM by SnakeDoctor SnakeDoctor is offline
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    Sasquatch-L's Avatar
    Epic. Pure epic.
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 06:39 PM by Sasquatch-L Sasquatch-L is offline
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    Qonold's Avatar
    Hehehehehehehee.
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 06:46 PM by Qonold Qonold is offline
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    thereaper214's Avatar
    I love it.
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 07:58 PM by thereaper214 thereaper214 is offline
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    Krylon's Avatar
    Hahaha nice.
    Posted 04-01-2010 at 07:58 PM by Krylon Krylon is offline
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    Gambit's Avatar
    Haha that's pretty creative
    Posted 04-02-2010 at 08:44 PM by Gambit Gambit is offline
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    MeticulousAssasin's Avatar
    That was pretty funny.
    Posted 04-03-2010 at 11:35 AM by MeticulousAssasin MeticulousAssasin is offline
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    Lol whoever thought of that should be given a high five.
    Posted 04-04-2010 at 10:31 AM by Maniac Maniac is offline
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    that was pretty funnly haha
    Posted 10-28-2010 at 04:20 PM by DeltaForce DeltaForce is offline
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    THEDEISEL's Avatar
    THAT DESERVES TO BE HONORED! WIN! roflmfao
    Posted 03-23-2011 at 08:27 PM by THEDEISEL THEDEISEL is offline
 

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