I've decided that sometimes things are worth chronicling. In this case, the hilarious noobs who get banend from chat...

[PainfulWhale] 10:08 pm: Do you guys know where I can get good gear?
[mr_kong] 10:08 pm: How was the ban PainfulWhale
[Locutus] 10:08 pm: I will get the meal plan and bring a case of MREs
[Phil] 10:08 pm: The internet.
[DuoChan] 10:08 pm: the tubes
[Shadersnake] 10:08 pm: I hear tactical Tailor is pretty good Painful
[PainfulWhale]...

Sniper
For most, the term strikes a fear and respect all at the same time. The mythology that surrounds this battlefield surgeon is an all powerful grip that plucks the minds of those new to the sport, and drives them into an overbearing obsession. However, there comes a time when cruel reality must be thrust upon them.

Visit any board for any airsoft group, and you shall find them. The noobs, rooks, newbies, and kiddos come out in droves to post yet again the same mind numbing...

Ok, I'm really surprised none of the veterans have written about this topic before, so I thought I'd briefly discuss the topic of choosing an AO member name.

What is a member name?
Well, it's the forum name that you sign up with when you create an AO account. It's the name you will log on with, and the name that that you will be recognized with in the AO forums. Many different AO members have reasons to create the name they log in with; some are nicknames, some are chosen...

[Miyagi] 2:15 am: ok....lets say red was selling a picture of him kicking phil in the nuts for
$110, i said i wanted it....he holds it for me.....6 days later i tell him i cant buy it because i
found a better deal .............should red be mad?
[TheMechanic] 2:16 am: is it the exact same picture?
[TheMechanic] 2:17 am: he should atleast offer to match it
[Airsoft Discussion]: Iron Maiden has left at 2:17 am
[NegSpace] 2:17 am: red shouldn't have held...

Scrambles recently posted a portion of a novel he is working on, and it inspired me to do the same.

This is an excerpt of a story I have been working on. I don't get a lot of time to work on it, but I add to it here and there when I get a chance.

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Detective Anthony Kane surveyed the somber scene from within his unmarked car. The emergency lights from the nearby ambulance reflecting off the surrounding scenery in the...