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quotes worthy of signatures

Posted 11-26-2011 at 01:58 PM by Big Teddy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Texx View Post
Women can be practical. She may have lowered her standards simply to placate the screams of her biological clock. Now she can placate society by now producing a more socially-conscientious brood.

So yeah, placate that shi*....

post comments of qoutes you find i will update.
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    Gopher's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Italian View Post
    It would help to know which brand/type SVD you have.

    EDIT: ...and by that, I mean what brand did Matrix re-brand?
    This one's not so much haha lol omg funny as blatantly honest funny.
    Posted 11-27-2011 at 06:11 PM by Gopher Gopher is offline
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    Panda's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by INGINE View Post
    I do what I want, not what the norms of society tell me I should do. I am my own person.
    Actually from chat, but adapted to a quote. Win phrase.
    Posted 11-27-2011 at 08:38 PM by Panda Panda is offline
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    Flenner's Avatar
    I am a quote. Just look at my name.
    Posted 11-27-2011 at 09:49 PM by Flenner Flenner is offline
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    Carbon's Avatar
    Anything from texx nuff said. now, Mods, please lock.
    Posted 11-27-2011 at 10:40 PM by Carbon Carbon is offline
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    CTU_Davis's Avatar
    Quote:
    Anything from texx nuff said. now, Mods, please lock.
    Quote:
    Not Dman
    I don't think so Tim.
    Posted 11-27-2011 at 11:54 PM by CTU_Davis CTU_Davis is offline
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    Texx's Avatar
    Most of what I post isn't funny, its just stupid.
    Posted 11-28-2011 at 02:01 AM by Texx Texx is offline
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    Flenner's Avatar
    That "your mom" post was pretty good yesterday.
    Posted 11-28-2011 at 09:27 AM by Flenner Flenner is offline
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    Big Teddy's Avatar
    @carbon if you look at the top of the page you will see "blog" mods canlock this, once it's posted it's there who cares blogs are for opinions and stupid stuff. If you don't like what's said voice your opinion or Ignore it
    Posted 11-28-2011 at 12:46 PM by Big Teddy Big Teddy is offline
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    ReverseFlank's Avatar
    I think it was a joke captain serious
    Posted 11-28-2011 at 01:43 PM by ReverseFlank ReverseFlank is offline
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    dubbs's Avatar
    After asking him how babies work...
    Texx
    Babies work with the help of whips and positive reinforcement - you reinforce their work ethic by making them positive you will use the whip on them.

    This KILLED me!
    Posted 11-28-2011 at 03:38 PM by dubbs dubbs is offline
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    Panda's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Texx View Post
    You could tape your magazines together like in the movies. (like this guy had an AK and he taped his magazines together and was all like - ratatatatatatatat! And then he popped the mag out and was like - whoa....)And when you get your 8-24 midcaps, just tape them all together in one big continuous chunk of magazines.

    Also, if you can't afford gear, you could probably just make it from a roll of Duct tape ($4-$7). You can make a vest and one giant pocket for your giant midcap mag.

    And if you buy camo duct tape, you can cover your blue jeans with it, too.

    You can also make a sling from duct tape and since duct tape is waterproof, you can make some jungle boots (you know those like really cool boots they wore in the jungle and stuff) from it.

    And goggles, you can cover your eyes with the tape too, you can just buy some shooting glasses ($4-$7) like from walmart and tape them to your head, like all the way around. Awesome.

    No need to spend very much money at all on gear and stuff. Just buy a roll of duct tape.
    Winning. Can't put it in a quote, but ya know what? It wins.
    Posted 11-28-2011 at 07:10 PM by Panda Panda is offline
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    scortch30's Avatar
    Quote:
    Also, if you can't afford gear, you could probably just make it from a roll of Duct tape ($4-$7). You can make a vest and one giant pocket for your giant midcap mag.


    We all know what must be done...

    **Pics up in my albums
    Posted 11-28-2011 at 08:53 PM by scortch30 scortch30 is offline
    Updated 11-28-2011 at 09:45 PM by scortch30
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    The Blind Sniper's Avatar
    "Get busy livin, get busy dyin, thats god damn right
    Posted 11-29-2011 at 05:46 PM by The Blind Sniper The Blind Sniper is offline
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    dubbs's Avatar
    Quote:
    Airsoft is one big open play, one is just less open than the other.
    Said by me just recently, I think its signature worthy.
    Posted 11-30-2011 at 03:33 PM by dubbs dubbs is offline
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    Sparky's Avatar
    "How do you feel rabbit?"

    "Good Enough to F*ck your mother!!"
    Posted 11-30-2011 at 03:48 PM by Sparky Sparky is offline
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    Teddy Bear's Avatar
    The Solution to 1984
    is 1776.

    Had a Friend say that, and it's very true.
    (I say the solution to 1984 is 1789 though, the french Revolution)
    Posted 11-30-2011 at 05:26 PM by Teddy Bear Teddy Bear is offline
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    fallout's Avatar
    "Winners never quit and quitters never win"
    said by my favorite cross country coach
    Posted 11-30-2011 at 09:17 PM by fallout fallout is offline
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    Flenner's Avatar
    Here's a good one.
    Posted 12-01-2011 at 06:47 PM by Flenner Flenner is offline
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    Baked Juice's Avatar
    "I just want to shoot Scortch." - Son of Liberty
    Posted 12-01-2011 at 09:04 PM by Baked Juice Baked Juice is offline
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    CTU_Davis's Avatar
    Viva Jay Sherman, Viva Quebec.
    Posted 12-03-2011 at 05:30 AM by CTU_Davis CTU_Davis is offline
 

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