A Little Jingle for the Holidays
Posted 12-09-2010 at 12:24 AM by Rellim
This song pretty much sums up an all to common occurrence.
Meant to be sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"
enjoy
Jingle You Noob
Dashing through the woods
With an RPG on my back
A sniper in my hand
And an AK in my sack
I see the enemy
They’re one hundred yards away
I will attempt to take them out
As I arc my gun and pray
Chorus
Ohhhh!
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You’re really hard to miss
The crazy things that you just do just make it obvious
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You act ridiculous
Your Squad Leaders and CO’s are gonna be real piss(ed)
I talk a lot of trash
And act like a tough pup
But when the fighting starts
I am too scared to move up
The battle lines are drawn
I can picture the fight scenes
I’m camouflage way in the back
With my new pair of BLUE JEANS!
Chorus
All together!
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You’re really hard to miss
The crazy things that you just do just make it obvious
Hey!
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You are ridiculous
This song I know is really mean (honest),
I will probably burn for this.
Meant to be sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"
enjoy
Jingle You Noob
Dashing through the woods
With an RPG on my back
A sniper in my hand
And an AK in my sack
I see the enemy
They’re one hundred yards away
I will attempt to take them out
As I arc my gun and pray
Chorus
Ohhhh!
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You’re really hard to miss
The crazy things that you just do just make it obvious
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You act ridiculous
Your Squad Leaders and CO’s are gonna be real piss(ed)
I talk a lot of trash
And act like a tough pup
But when the fighting starts
I am too scared to move up
The battle lines are drawn
I can picture the fight scenes
I’m camouflage way in the back
With my new pair of BLUE JEANS!
Chorus
All together!
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You’re really hard to miss
The crazy things that you just do just make it obvious
Hey!
Airsoft Noob
Airsoft Noob
You are ridiculous
This song I know is really mean (honest),
I will probably burn for this.
Total Comments 14
Comments
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hahaha this is greatPosted 12-09-2010 at 02:58 PM by Odie 
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Lol Good Song.
Posted 12-09-2010 at 04:00 PM by Gambit
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Fantastic haha
Posted 12-09-2010 at 04:18 PM by Mav
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This gave me a little chuckle.
Nice.Posted 12-09-2010 at 07:15 PM by knightmare
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Lmao that was a good 1
Posted 12-09-2010 at 08:33 PM by Zink
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ROFL, that is hilarious,
Posted 12-09-2010 at 09:35 PM by LeonSeie
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This song is cool you should record it i will refer it to some friens
Posted 12-09-2010 at 09:36 PM by spetsnaz20
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That's awesome
Posted 12-10-2010 at 12:04 PM by vern
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Very nice bro!
Posted 12-10-2010 at 05:13 PM by Coalminer
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Cool story, bro!
Posted 12-11-2010 at 11:50 AM by Traverse
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LAWL! very very nice! I love it.
Posted 12-11-2010 at 03:51 PM by Indy
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this is awesome!! i laughed all the way through
Posted 12-12-2010 at 01:52 PM by INGINE
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haha my faves the second verse
Posted 12-17-2010 at 04:49 PM by Cody Chaos
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This, is win.
Posted 01-02-2011 at 03:39 PM by Panda
