What's a Newbie?

[Scurvy]

Dear Professor Loki,
I was hoping with your extensive, and well documented, hatred of "newbies" and their questions that you could do us the favor of composing a treatise on the origin, natural habitat, common breeding habits etc... Along with preferred actions to be taken when one encounters this rare and beautiful creature. Nothing too voluminous, I would say a 10-20 page dissertation would do. I look forward to your findings.

Thank you in advance,
Dr. Rutherford H. Scurvy PhD.

[D_Man]

http://www.08eu.com/nuke/modules/Forums/images/smiles/popcorn.gif

IP check anyone?

[Sidd]

Nice D-Man Nice

Yeah I IMed this to Loki just to see what he would say. I guess he is at work or something

[Thatfatmacdude]

That man needs to spend some time in detention. As for Loki, I can understand his hatred for noobs. Although I am a noob to these forums, I am not new to the wonderful sport of Airsoft. Back to the noobs, they ask repetitve questions, and prefere to not use that little button with the bold red script, entitled Search. That is why I hate noobs. And I do agree with D-Man, and an administrator should check his IP, for he may have just been banned, and created an alternate account. Thats a definate No-No kiddies

[Shifty]

First of all, I don't hate newbies, I hate lazy people who don't follow rules. It just so happens that said lazy people typically are newbies.

Secondly, there really is no definition for newbs. It's an attitude more than anything else, though.

[Veritas]

Originally posted by Loki
First of all, I don't hate newbies, I hate lazy people who don't follow rules. It just so happens that said lazy people typically are newbies.

Secondly, there really is no definition for newbs. It's an attitude more than anything else, though.

HE LIVES?!

[Locutus]

Originally posted by D_Man
http://www.08eu.com/nuke/modules/Forums/images/smiles/popcorn.gif

IP check anyone?

Interesting.

The following users have also posted from "Scurvy's" IP address:

Fox
gertrude
Grease Man
Loki

Loki, you might want to have a talk with your roommates and guests. ;)

[output01x]

the plot thickens...

[Fox]

Not my IP address, my normal one is an Ameritech one.


It's a RR account though.

[Locutus]

Originally posted by Fox
Not my IP address, my normal one is an Ameritech one.


It's a RR account though.

Never the less, you have posted from that IP before. Based on who posted from that IP I am going to take a wild guess and say it's Loki's place of residence.

[Magnet]

Maybe Loki has developed a second personality?

[THX]

one possibility - someone doesnt have a really secure wireless router and the hoo-ha is posting from a laptop when visiting?

[Grease Man]

It wasnt me

[Scurvy]

Wow...it's nice to see all the work that's gone into an otherwise harmless post. For those that have figured it out, and Since Grease has opted out, I am another one of Loki's Roomies. The post is a harmless joke because Loki as you all know is constantly on the case on Newbies, for good reason, which is ironic since i myself am probably considered a newbie though i've played in as many games as most of you have in this last year, spending the same hours and money as you have toward this endevour (I can't imagine why people find it difficult to get into this sport). I appologize for those i have offended, though i can't think of any that I have, since the joke was at the expense of a group in which I am a part of (thereby nullifying the fact that I am making fun of a minority). Feel free to ban me or put me on notice or whatever you deem neccessary, but from an semi-outsiders view the attention and work put into a harmless pseudo-letter from an obviously fraudulent doctor of "Newbetry" seems silly. Secondly it was addressed to Loki, in the intent that others would find it humorous but leave response to Loki alone who i believe would have guessed the source noting the callsign. Thanks everyone for stopping in and don't take life so seriously, it always ends in tragedy.

[BloodWolf]

It gives me a headache reading your posts...so many big, complicated sentences:eek:


And for the record, let it be known that I, Bloodwolf, at 4:10 a.m., emptied an MP5 Mag on a possom on my porch that was stealing my cats food:mad: MANY HEAD SHOTS:D ...I like possoms, but anything is fun to shoot at:p ---I'm soooooooooo tired..........


hmmm...wow! Is this a pointless thread or what:p ........


So, uh....not tryin to tell people how to do their sh*t, but how bout we get to lockin' a certain thread...hmmm?



COUGH *Hall of Infamy* COUGH


-goodnight all, sorry lmao

Bloodwolf

[Big Clips]

Originally posted by D_Man
http://www.08eu.com/nuke/modules/Forums/images/smiles/popcorn.gif

IP check anyone?


This just proves that DMan sees all, knows all, and likes popcorn.

[Magnet]

Does anybody else think this is grounds for at least a warning about responsible usage of an airsoft gun? Maybe more?

Originally posted by BloodWolf
It gives me a headache reading your posts...so many big, complicated sentences:eek:


And for the record, let it be known that I, Bloodwolf, at 4:10 a.m., emptied an MP5 Mag on a possom on my porch that was stealing my cats food:mad: MANY HEAD SHOTS:D ...I like possoms, but anything is fun to shoot at:p ---I'm soooooooooo tired..........


hmmm...wow! Is this a pointless thread or what:p ........


So, uh....not tryin to tell people how to do their sh*t, but how bout we get to lockin' a certain thread...hmmm?



COUGH *Hall of Infamy* COUGH


-goodnight all, sorry lmao

Bloodwolf

[Veritas]

Originally posted by Scurvy
Wow...it's nice to see all the work that's gone into an otherwise harmless post. For those that have figured it out, and Since Grease has opted out, I am another one of Loki's Roomies. The post is a harmless joke because Loki as you all know is constantly on the case on Newbies, for good reason, which is ironic since i myself am probably considered a newbie though i've played in as many games as most of you have in this last year, spending the same hours and money as you have toward this endevour (I can't imagine why people find it difficult to get into this sport). I appologize for those i have offended, though i can't think of any that I have, since the joke was at the expense of a group in which I am a part of (thereby nullifying the fact that I am making fun of a minority). Feel free to ban me or put me on notice or whatever you deem neccessary, but from an semi-outsiders view the attention and work put into a harmless pseudo-letter from an obviously fraudulent doctor of "Newbetry" seems silly. Secondly it was addressed to Loki, in the intent that others would find it humorous but leave response to Loki alone who i believe would have guessed the source noting the callsign. Thanks everyone for stopping in and don't take life so seriously, it always ends in tragedy.

Ahaha! I love **** like this. It just gets everyone so animated. Lemme just grab a beer and watch the hilarity ensue. It's a harmless post, don't worry, most of us see it that way. No one will ban you.

[THX]

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