Funny stories

[Fireteam J]

I was just wondering if anyone had any funny stories to tell about when they were airsofting.

[Kaiser78]

I got shot in the taint.

[Jedigreedo]

Well..this wasn't in a game or anything, but I have this one USP Springer I got for free and thought it was completely broken. Well after field stripping to just look at the parts, I got it able to fire again so I tested it. Thing is doesn't have an outer barrel so when cocked the metal barrel flops around. Well I thought the BB that was in the chamber had fallen out, so I was gonna dry fire it but I put my hand over the barrel in case it was gonna go flying. Welp...turned out the BB was in the chamber, and it hit my palm point blank right in the center. Actually only stung for a little bit with no bruising, but still..

[Lynx]

Well my experience at First Strike on Saturday might qualify... I was defending a machine gun nest type of position with about 3 other guys and we were being over run by about 60 people all at once it seemed... I shot a bunch of them but ran out of ammo, and so decided to do a baynette charge for a diversion but only got about half way to the nearest enemy guy before.... the mud took me under and i was all covered in the stuff for the rest of the day... cleaning up the gun will be a nightmare (2.5 hr long car ride back in the mud drenched under wear wasnt too great either) Im sure it was funny for everyone who saw it happen heh.. Oh well

[CoOk!3 6()|)]

lol lynx, I saw that, it was hillarious, sorry about your troubles though man. I too slipped and fell at OP: First Strike. After getting my team to lay down suppressive fire, I charged forward with my pistol and promptly fell and busted my *** with my whole squad watching. That was not good times, and my *** hurt the whole next day.

[Grease Man]

lynx- I saw that, I was one of the 60 people charging you. You were completely covered, no offense but I laughed me A"" off, the only part that wasnt covered in mud was a part of your goggles you wiped off, you should have gotten a picture of that.

[notabob]

i saw someone take a picture of him and his gun after the op. hopefully we will see that picture pop up eventually, along with all the others that people took and havent uploaded yet...

[almega]

LOLOL i saw lynx take the digger into the mud, that was hilarious. were sitting there trying to meet up at the 50 cal and all of a sudden we crack up bc we saw you take the puddle hardcore, hilarious.

[Dougrich]

This happend yesterday, I was playing a game of 2 vs 2 shot the heck out of each other just for fun. I was get fired at and started to run. I ran really really fast as I was run I noticed some cover on the obsite side of a row of tires. I ran towards it and some how I don't know I triped head over heels in to a tires. A 2 ton tire for god shake right there in thront of me. I hit the inside of this huge tire with my head about knocked myself out. My legs are now resting in the tire to make maters worse one of the fools I'm playing with shots me in the butt. It hurt and I got up a noticed my gun had fallen away from me about ten feet. That's my story.

[Lynx]

Here is the pic that we took up there after this happened... the mud on my shoulders was starting to dry.. the rest is wet because i thought it might be a good idea to try to wash some of it off in the stream we walked past on the way back... it didnt really work as you can see heh

http://www.airsoftohio.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-621

The guy next to me is Mik, who was our medic...

[Ramrod]

lol, i saw lynx afterwards in the staging area and then we played later on and i guided us in the totally wrong direction, a good 200 yards out of our way in the woods uphill to later get nailed, u remember me lynx? lol my bad man:p

[notabob]

yeah, thats the picture i was talking about...

[Crossfire]

It was about two weeks ago at my teams practice, and I am with two other team members, while the other three are against us. Anyway, we got shot the first time hiding behind a leave pile (no thanks to our rear guard) and as we were heading back to respawn, the three that had shot us took off after us, so to make the story short, we go pinned down behind a dirt pile, and running out of ammo very fast. We were down to our springers and a few rounds left in one AEG, so Tony with all his pride, chucks his P99 springer at the other guys behind a tree.:D It was so funny I was rolling in the mud. Of course after that, I had a spike in my pride, and ran out from behind the dirt pile, and tripped over my *** in the mud, and I yelled a word that rymes with 'hit', but no one shot me, so i full autoed one of the opposing team members behind a tree. By accident, i put about 20 rounds on him from 25ft, but i thought the mag had run out, so i was just holding the trigger down (mind you i dont wear my glasses under my goggles because they fog up, so i cant see 5 feet in front of me). Well after i got leveled when i ran out of ammo, Tony was still behind the dirt pile, and he starts throwing dirt because he just got rid of his last resort. Then he gets shot and the game was over, but not before we took two of the other opposing team members down with us. It was a fun practise.

[blindside24]

haha. One day I was playing in my friends unfinished basement. I had my AEG and so did about four others. Well, one of my friends only had a crappy springer and he wasn't having any fun so I let him use my mp5. He handed over his springer pistol, and I started to realize what a mistake I had made when he got this evil grin on his face and started whispering to everyone else. As the game began I decided to hide somewhere and hopefully pick off someone, then since they were out borrow their gun for the rest of the round. Opportunity beckoned to me as I saw a small space under the stairs that was totally in the shadows. I crammed myself in and hoped for the best. In the first couple seconds my teamate got hit. I was the last one on my team (I should have known something was wrong when it was 3 AEGs vs. an AEG and a springer. Well, I'm sitting there under the stairs and all 4 of my AEG toting friends came walking by me. ohh crap! my teamate had gone to the other side! they began beckoning to me "come out, we won't hurt you", "we're just trying to help you". Well needless to say I wasn't coming out anytime soon. After a while my chance to escape. I frantically wiggled myself out from under the stairs and headed for the window. I crept along staying in the shadows and pushed up the window pane. "THERE HE IS BY THE WINDOW GET HIM". Right now, dread filled my mind, I jumped throught the window and sprinted off into the woods. I got pelted in the back by what seemed like 5000 bbs. After about 30 minutes of hiding in the woods and nursing my wounds. I walked back to the house. Needless to say I don't have any sympathy for my friend without the AEG anymore.

[REB BUMMER]

At a distane of about 30 yds, I put a .20, Up DOUBLE Ds Nose, and he hacked it out his mouth.

[Violator]

Lynx, I too was one of those charging, and I saw the monstrous splash of mud when you fell in. I remember seeing all the wounded guys on the left side as we were charging just laughing their heads off lol. GOod times, feel bad for you man.

[Fresh]

My best memory would have to be when we were playing CQB around my buddy’s house at nighttime. He had his POS car pulled up about 30 feet from the garage and he and I were crouched down behind it. The other team had just started to round the corner when my buddy provided cover fire and I ran to a tree about 20 feet away. Mind you, we are playing with goggles, not masks. As I got to the tree, I saw mo other buddy on the other team standing straight up beside the garage and he didn’t see me. I was going to call him out but knowing that if I did he would get mad, so I shouldered my trusty P90 and went tactical on his A$$. I lit the laser up just when I started to shoot and saw that it was directly on his mouth. After a nice volley of bbs, I heard him yell out. We went into the light and saw that I gave him a nice welted line that arched right across his top lip. He was in tears it hurt so bad and told me that he should be in an airsoft commercial, like the milk commercials with an airsoft mustache. Don’t worry; he got me back with about 10 rounds from 10 feet away right on the keister.

[Legend]

Hey, before AO's crash, didn't they have a "Myth", or "Legend" section. I thought that since this guy made a thread about it, maybe Punisher should put it back up. Whaddya guys think?

[Maynard]

So yeah last airsoft kentucky game, I was on an attacking team going into a treeline and forest against a defending team. I entered the treeline and layed down, and crawled from then on. It took forever, I would barely move a little then stop, then move some more. I finally got in position of an enemy in front of me aways. So I took him out with my A2. Then two other guys started peppering me through the brush, and my A2 battery died. So I was down to a KWC GBB and a springer pistol. I was scared, sweating laying in the forest with two pistols, one a springer.

Well the GBB turned out to be out of gas. and the springer was out of ammo (damn shooting between matches) So the two got me finally, turned out they both had 400 FPS guns.

Well the funny part is, that the guy I shot was on my team. And the two that killed me were also on my team hahah. And none of us knew it the whole time.

it was too funny to piss me off hahah

[Agent 47]

same game, i tried to lead a diversionary charge, and ended up getting shot by 4 different people, one of them having a m60. Good job using that diversion to your advantage though brent.......*glares*



Drew

[Code3 From Co.C]

Well..... One time I was crawling through some bushes up to a plateau when some enemies off to my right heard me. I was about five feet from the bush line on the plateau when one of the enemies popped out. He looked right at me and I promptly dispatched him with a "Surrender". One of his buddies moved around to my rear, about ten feet behind me, and took out my flank security. He started looking for me but there was a little more bush between him and me so he didn't see me that well. His head was bobbing around and he was looking right at me, but I don't think he could make me out through the foliage. I realized that if I swung my M16 around he would see me and he didn't seem to go away. He just stood in one place at around my 5-o'clock peering around my area. So, I slowly moved my right hand down to my leg holster and pulled out my Beretta and pointed it right at his head. Still he did not see me or engage me. We sat there for about 20 seconds with my pistol pointed at his head and him doing nothing but just looking at me. Finally, I realized I couldn't keep my arm up all day so I double tapped him twice in the face (there is no minimum engagement distance for pistols at the games I attend). I heard the clack of the bb's on his full face mask. That poor bastard was so shocked that he jumped back and fell flat on his back.

[M733Gat]

This one time during the winter of this year, I went out with some friends to play some airsoft in our neighborhood woods in Pennsylvania. If you live in PA, you would know how bad of a winter we have had this current year, compared to some of the other years.

I had my M733 Commando, and my battery is notorious for dying during important parts of the game. Well, it died right when I had my red dot on one of my friends brothers head. He didnt even notice me as he was hiding behind a crued fort that we had built. I took aim, CLICK... no power. So I took a knee and scanned the horizon. Out of the corner of my eye I could see him looking back at me trying to figure out what I was. Finally he put 2 and 2 together and realized that I was an enemy.

I put my gun to my left side so he could not see me taking my battery out. I was hoping that because of the cold, my battery died, and that there would still be some juice left in it. I quietly slid the battery into my crotch hoping I wouldnt scream like a little girl as the bitter coldness touched my junk. I hunkered down and took it like a man for a couple minutes until the battery warmed up enough.

After a while, I saw my friends brother look the other way, so I quickly hooked up my battery, re-shouldered my weapon, and put 3 into his head. I got on my radio, and told my friend, "PLAYER IS DOWN, PROCEEDING DOWN THE FIELD". By the time I got to the last player, my battery was dead again. As I was about to take my battery out again to warm it up, wishing I had a bigger and bettery battery, and hoping my gentitals could take another beating, my friend dropped the last player with an accurate volley from his AEG. Thank God he dropped him or I dont think I could have handled another warm up session for my battery.

[Scorpion]

m733 that was by far the most hilarious story i have heard yet. you have got "some balls" to do that in PA. great stuff.

[M733Gat]

:) Thanks Scorpion. This year was harsh for winter play in western PA. We had some really cold days, but all in all the gameplay was great being out in the snow.

[Sgt. Horvath]

you are a true inspiration gat :D

[K0MMIE]

It was in springfield and we were playing one of the most intense games ever... myself and a teammate (dax's mom) were creeping along a ditch and on a rock face ledge we heard a person whispering...

so i crawl up a little nook i find and i can tell they are at least 3 feet next to me... so i pop up my head and take a look and sure enough i see one.

i get ready... pump myself up... raise up... aim my weapon... and yell FREEZE! as loud as i possibly can. I think the guy almost wet himself i scared him so bad!

of course i didnt know he had a buddy behind him... so then i get frozen.

but of course my teammate heard where he was and popped up and lit him up like a christmas tree.

[Einsatzgruppen]

freeze is ridiculous any ways no neef for it...

[K0MMIE]

Originally posted by Einsatzgruppen
freeze is ridiculous any ways no neef for it...

Ever been shot by a fully auto 500 fps gun at about 15 feet... didnt think so... it hurts, and makes blood that should normally be in my body, outside my body so YES there is a "Neef" for it.


Einsatzgruppen has had 1000 points removed from his account.

K0MMIE has had 1000 points added to his account.

[H&K|Jay]

I have been shot by his 430fps g3sg1 from about 5-8 feet away. The bb stuck in my arm and had some bleeding, didnt flip out or anything, popped it out and kept playing. Ive had some other encounters with higher fps guns. While crawling through some trees and brush at a springfield event i got shot in the back of my head by my own teammate with about a 350+ gun. That left a knot....:rolleyes: When u get hit yea it hurts but everyone has their own view on it i guess.

[Einsatzgruppen]

actually i have gimmie a 500fps rifle and ill shoot my self point blank bareskin im not bull****ting either airsoft doesnt hurt half the time and if it it does not much so f uck the "NEEF" for it

[Lynx]

Guys, i just happened to read this because i had some extra time and was browsing through..

What are you arguing about? It is totally against the rules to fire with 500 fps gun at point blank on anyone (including yourself :rolleyes: )

It is a SAFETY issue, so come on and let stop with this childish bragging about what FPS gun you got hit with and whatnot..

Why does someone have to point this out to you, and you cannot understand this yourself and not post such posts on the forums? Why can't people be sensible enough not to make the moderators duties a heck of a lot more annoying than they have to be?

Sorry if I sound *****y or whatever, but its annoying, and its part of the reason why a lot of people don't really post much on these forums or even read them anymore (I know quite a few)... and its too bad because some posts on here are actually good and this is a great site for meeting people from around the state and elsewhere who are into airsoft.. its not made so you can brag about where you got hit with the 500 fps gun...

Mods: sorry if this is out of place or whatever..

[M733Gat]

Lynx has a very good point. Its not very funny since it is a major safety issue with being shot by 500 fps guns. Sure you guys are ok, and it didnt leave any serious damage, but I dont think that we should be bragging about all this stuff at the same time. Its not good for the sport, and just goes to show how much we need stricter rules for safe and fair gameplay.

[DeltaSniper]

No lynx you are fully correct.

Rules are rules. Ive been shot with some high FPS stuff close and its not cool, so the rules need to be there. The claim that freeze is ridiculous is.. out there.. to say the least.

Bragging about how much FPS youve been hit with is almost like bragging about how much we can drink. I think weve all done it at one time, but its simply not that cool. Big whoop. It makes us look bad.

Imagine you are a noob coming to this forum for the first time and you read this under "funny stories." Your respoinse might be to the effect of
A) what a bunch of A holes
B) wow, i dont want to play with these guys
C) wow, airsoft is kind of dangerous it sounds like.

think about it guys...

[GhostPOW]

stow it scorpion.

they are right. when you brag about being shot by high fps guns... its not really funny... its not safe... and it makes you sound like an ignorant jackass. Safety should always be foremost on your mind when dealing with guns of any sort even airsoft guns.

[MB38x]

This was a perfectly nice thread that got turned into a ****-measuring contest. Lets just get back to the funny stories here. Nobody's proud of any of you for being shot by an overpowered rifle. Just drop it.

[Scorpion]

ok well w/e the above posts were "edited out" for the good of the thread. ;) as for funny stories, well when i first started out i had my USP springer and was teamed with a gas glock 27. it was myself and Shadow Fox(milford) up against an m733 with 3 G&P. well needless to say the majority of the games were total crap. i got out first everytime soon followed by shadow fox. it was getting dark now so we decided this was the last round. after losing for about 3 hours staright it was getting rough. so shadow and i decided to split up and see if we could overwhelm him. being new i had no camos or anything. just a black t-shirt and black pants. i was laying down in a hollowed log waiting. the m733 never saw it coming. i head fire from my left and then "I NEED HELP" from shadow. so i popped up to see if it was ok to move, and as soon as i popped up o saw the 733 about 15feet away to my direct left. my adrenaline went nuts and before i knew it i was aimnig for his chest. i dropped as i shot hoping he hadn't seen me so i could move away, but all of the sudden i head "OUT." my BB had curved and hit the 733 in the left temple. my first arisoft game had sucked for 90%. and now i get a "kill switch" style kill on an AEG. shadow and i didn't let him live it down for a week.

[GhostPOW]

when me and my team first started playing we had 2 springers, 1 p90, and 1 gas beretta. three of us were playing on a hilltop one night. One person had gas, i had a springer, and we were up against the p90. the hilltop was pretty much clear without much cover except for some bushes and park benches. i had seen the aeg over by the park benches and began crawling my way behing him. i crawled my way as far as a row of bushes when i heard him run up infront of me, just on the other side. he had no clue i was there so i leaned around getting ready for a shot... i pulled the trigger which made a small click sound... and i had forgotten to cock the damn gun!! He still couldnt see me, but he had heard the click. he started yelling out to me "andrew, i know you are over here, and when i find you im just going to light you up". we did a sort of tango walking around the bush... everytime he moved around a bit id move too. when all was finished he did light me up... but i proved that it was possible for the springer to beat the aeg.... at night.... when the aeg guy didnt have his glasses...

[mestisnewfound]

no offense to anyone but...

i would just like to state my opinion so dont flame me because of this, but you guys should maybe have one post about ohh thats unsafe and you shouldnt do it but have 4 to 5 posts saying its unsafe. well people do things when they are in the moment, and things such as peer pressure. its not that big of a deal if they want to be dumbasses so be it let them do what they want your not their parents. it pisses me off when people do that people are/were having a good time.

Imagine you are a noob coming to this forum for the first time and you read this under "funny stories." Your respoinse might be to the effect of

and if a newb saw this and read it then they shouldnt play airsoft. your gonna get hit, whether you like it or not and sometimes the rounds just curve as in scorpions case.

just tell your stories and be done with it.

ok now after being done with that...

...my friend had just gotten an aeg and he got a high cap so he brought it over with is other clips and he kept telling me that it was a springer and that me and him went out i had my springers, mind you i only had some snowboarding goggles and a long sleeve shirt and pants. and he kept getting me with semi auto, and stupid me at the time kept thinking it was a springer, just tried to avoid them. so im hiding behind my parents hot tub reloading and occasionally sticking my head to see where he was and he sneaks around the hot tub and i start to crawl out looking for him and he just lights me up with the high cap i ran and ran. it hurt like a son of a gun.

but i got him back, i found his high cap, and load it, and i also got his aeg later that night and he put on his mask and goes out looking for his aeg and i shot him with my spring a couple of times. and then he noticed i had his aeg and i hosed him down he ran away like a baby(i dont blame him) but he jumped the fence it was soo funny.

sorry about the rant

mestisnewfound

[notabob]

you bring up a month and a half old thread to tell us that what we did was wrong? you have 2 posts and you are trying to correct us? dont mind me, im just pissed cause ive been working out in the sun all day...

[mestisnewfound]

im new ro this forum im normally on ukan

[Fox]

Originally posted by Einsatzgruppen
actually i have gimmie a 500fps rifle and ill shoot my self point blank bareskin im not bull****ting either airsoft doesnt hurt half the time and if it it does not much so f uck the "NEEF" for it


First off, Calm down. On top of that, do you know how retarded you just sounded by saying that? See below, Yes it won't hurt as much if you get shot in the arm, or something like that, but what if it was neck shot?

Originally posted by H&K|Jay
I have been shot by his 430fps g3sg1 from about 5-8 feet away. The bb stuck in my arm and had some bleeding, didnt flip out or anything, popped it out and kept playing. Ive had some other encounters with higher fps guns. While crawling through some trees and brush at a springfield event i got shot in the back of my head by my own teammate with about a 350+ gun. That left a knot....:rolleyes: When u get hit yea it hurts but everyone has their own view on it i guess.


Secondly, are you sure it was just that far away? Distances are a hard judge.


On that note, I shot one of my team mates at over 200 feet away with my 500 FPS SVD, and it made him bleed where I hit him, using .30g bb's.

Like or not, Airsoft guns can do serious damage to you. Jay, you were lucky you were shot in the arm, not some place vital, say the neck. Could you imagin trying to pop a BB out of your neck? Or having it right next to your spine? Yeah, not something to joke around about.

Next time you get hit... try to judge how much differently it hurts from being shot in the chest... to being shot in the face or neck. It hurts alot more taking one in the lip, then in the middle of my chest, especially since I wear a BH vest. Though, it still hurts with a higher FPS gun.;

Some thing to think about
Cheers
Fox

[DeltaSniper]

Getting hit is one thing... getting hit with high powered weapons in violation of the rules is a completely different thing. Think before you speak.

[Clayden]

Durring a local game, after most of the players had already left, there were five of us who were itching for one more game. So we decided to run a quick attack-and-defend senario where the attackers had unlimited regens while the defenders had none. Well, I was one of the two defending a couple of dynamite sheds separated by a creekbed and barricaded off by a short wall of fallen treens and large branches. Both me and the other guy were settled in behind the wall and proceeded to gun these guys down continuously as they came in again and again. After about five minutes of this, my partner was shot out and it was just me.

None of these guys had been able to cross the creekbed and hadn't even gotten anywhere near the dynamite sheds to get a clear shot at me (as I was behind the trenched wall). Finally, after another five minutes had gone by, one of the attackers walked back and started prematurely shouting "Game!" Figuring they'd just given up and wanted to call it a day, I stood up from behind the wall and called out, "So is that game then?" to confirm. As I was getting up, there was one of the attackers about seven feet away from me (I was unaware of his presence prior to doing so), laying down flat against the ground with his M4 pointed at me who replied, "That's game."

[Agent 47]

lmao. You got owned bro.



Another funny story. Op Shark Hunter, in cleveland ohio. Tac field.


Clayden, Maynard, and myself, are the remaining members of our teams "recon squad" We had fought pretty tough, took down alot of enemies, but we got disoriented from the get go. We were a fast attack force more or less, of about 8 members. Members included Huey, Clayden, Maynard, Spook, myself, Crimson Ghost, Huey's friend Bryan( i think that was his name :p ) and one more person i think. We were originally going to move quickly, and head off the attacking US forces. We arrived late, but we fought furiously, against a dug in enemy. Occasionally, one would give out a war cry, and charge forward, and get completely decimated by our team. Clayden and myself formed a flank team (just he and i) to take out a well dug-in Pooleman. Little did we know, that just 50 feet ahead of us, was someone with an M60E3. not to call someone out, but, this person was NOT calling their hits, and i know for a fact we lit this person up well (no worries you all, it isnt any of you, i dont think this person plays with AO anymore). This person tore our team apart, to the point where it was just Maynard, Clayden, and myself.

So, in our flank attempt, Clayden runs out of ammunition, and i cover him as he reloads. We did this a good 3 times. It was pretty funny, as every now and again, while he was reloading, id send a burst down range, and redicilous amounts of repeat fire would come our way. In the process i lost an ak 47 magazine. This continued for a good 15 minutes, the standoff. Suddenly, i see alot of players getting up, and walking. So i open fire. Then, i hear franc on the radio screaming "GAME IS OVER"

As we were walking off field, Clayden and i were talking about "how we would have butchered them" had the game continued on. He then told me, that i was nuts, because i had been standing in the open.


wow, that isnt a funny story at all, what happened to my sense of humor!?

Drew

[Clayden]

LOL!
That so hilarious. One of us, I remember, eventually shot some chick in the dome who was hanging around the guy with the 60 down range. That was insane. Another funny part I remember about that very game, was towards the end when Spook was walking back to the camp area after being shot out, he passed some guy on his own/our team who had also been hit and was calling out for a medic.

As Spook walked by him, he suddenly removed his side arm, said, "They're not taking prisoners," then proceeded to shoot the guy at about 15-20 feet away! To this day that still cracks me up...

[Agent 47]

oh yes, he shot crimson ghost :D i remember that lol.



Spook = downright hilarious



Drew

[Kendodude]

So here's how it goes.
i've been shot with high powered rifles in the face 5 times with AEGs.
i've been shot point blank at my foot 9 times.
i've been shot point black at my groin 16 times, all with AEGs.

nuff said.

[Jedigreedo]

Did you make a hobby out of getting shot in the groin? :eek:

[Legend]

Kendodude... You have some serious issues. Not to turn this into a flame war, but goddamn bro... Fox, Gat, and DeltaSniper (Moderator), JUST said, to stop this thread from being a ****-measuring contest, and you're just keeping it going. Users like you are the reason, the ol' boys don't come to these forums, dude. Like someone up there said, "Think before you speak", not to be harsh, but close your mouth and open your ears. There's still alot of useful information on this website, so slow your roll, and read.

[Dax]

funniest thing ever was last year at Fran Bar when Francious ran through the little pond by the fallen roof. He thought it was only a foot deep, but he went down hard, its prolly 4-5 feet deep or so, it was hilarious.

[Maynard]

In the last Airsoft Kentucky game, we had a small farmhouse with which to run CQB games in. Well, one time through I was on the defending team within the house, and there was maybe 8 of us.

My buddy andrew (agent 47) and an indiana guy were upstairs in this house holding off the intruders, and they did a pretty good job but I believe they did get iced eventually. The offensive team stormed the house after those two and believed they had won, but later I was told by one of them, that it just "felt too easy".

Well the remaining 6 defenders had barracaded ourselves in a small square room, with 1 door on the left and north wall. One door was blocked, and the other had 6 eager airsofters trained on it. I hear "did anyone check this room?" and a second later an unlucky man opened the door only to be pelted unmercifully hahah.

He turned backwards falling down to get out of the way of it, quite hilarious to see

[Agent 47]

That indiana guy was Serpent, he's a regular here you doofus :p Yeah, the two of us held the upstairs for a good 20 minutes. And i had a total of 30 rounds in my pistol. Have to admit, some mad pistolero work on my end ;) (and aarons)




Drew

[notabob]

yes! one of the moon people! (agent 47's avatar)

[Kendodude]

Legend- uhh, i don't see what i did wrong. I meant no harm. I've just been shot alot and that pretty much been apart of my life in airsoft. and it sucks. You wanna know what my usual role is? Do you? It's a Decoy or Support Gunner. It's not like i want to be shot but i have to take one for the team sometimes ya know. Or most of the time on accident. :(
But my enormous powers of yelling insaneness (from kendo) while shooting people with wild amounts of ammo is fun. But you know what, I DO have a story for you guys.

Our team was playing a small 6 person games at our playing field. And after a hard days worth of airsoft, we ran out of .2 bbs. Our AEGs had no more ammo. We were left with crappy .12s and our springers. SO we played our CQB area with the power of springers with a twist, we played to be either taken hostage or shot and lay down for 20 seconds. Well I got taken hostage two times with exciting differences.
1st time hostage
Okay, so I was going around a corner and ALL OF A SUDDEN MIKE (a dude) POPED OUT WITH HIS M9!!! And my lugar just ran out of ammo, and... ::russian dark voice:: I had to surrender. He brought me around from where I had come from using me as a human shield. People had popped up and started shooting! Fortunatly I wasn't shot and mike took them down from afar. And so, mike walked me up to a dirt cliff and said, "I have no more use for you, begone.", and pushed me off the cliff. and you can guess how much dirt fell into my pants.
2nd time hostage
Well I was running around again and I got SHOT in the middle of a crossfire and I fell down waiting for people to leave so then mike appear next to me while i was laying down. And people were shooting at him, and the crappiest thing happened. He used me as a shield as i tried to lay dead. yeah, I got shot alot that time even if they were only springers. And so Mike got shot. But the sad part is, he's a large guy you see. and he well, decided to ruin my life alittle more and fell on me. and when everyone else was gone I couldn't get up. He was so damn heavy. and i was yelling a snarling. man... but it was all fun!:D

[Future SEAL]

I was playing airsoft with my friend. We both have TM M4A1 and I was hiding in my barn and my friend sticks the barrel of his gun through a crack and starts shooting. I wasnt wearing a mask and I was grining and a BB hit me right on my front tooth and broke half of it off. My parents got mad and took my gun away for a month but I got my tooth fixed and you cant even notice a diffrence from before and after. Remember kids always wear a mask or a mouth gard.:D

[Mom]

This happened at one of my first games at Fran Bar. My team was on the far side of the scum pond and I had taken cover behind a very large tree. I heard this faint growl sound. I wasn't quite sure what it was and then I heard it again a little louder. I looked on either side of the tree and didn't see anything and then I heard a loud growl...I looked straight down waist high in front of me. There was a hole in the tree and there staring at me with bared teeth was this mommy racoon! I freaked out and ran like the wind!

I believe this happened at my very first game at our field (Jewtiful's Place). There was a mission where Predator06 was a robot and he could only be killed if you shot him in the behind. I know it sounds funny...you had to see it to believe it. He saw me in the brush and was coming straight for me. I was scared to death and opened full auto on him (sorry guys) hitting him alot in the groin area. He winced but kept walking towards me until he pulled his side arm up to freeze me. I obliged and then he laughed. His side arm didn't have a mag in it. Duh...I learned a valuable lesson on my first day.

Mom.Ez

[Legend]

I wish my "Mom" played airsoft :(

[K0MMIE]

The robot game!!! lol that was a great one... ok funny story....

Here is one (pluse i have EVIDENCE that it is true!

One time we were playing an attack/defend mission and i was on the attacking team. At that time my AUG had a large scope on it; so while i was assaulting it in a squad with titleist, i stopped right before a large log, pulled up my weapon and began firing. Now note that i had serious tunnel vision at that point. All of a sudden a GIGANTIC head runs through my FOV on my scope. Sure enough Titleist had run right through my gun fire in an effort to take cover... the results are below:

http://www.ez-co.com/PHOTOALBUMS/A20020406/MEDIMG_1157.JPG


As you can see he was ok... plus now he had a trophy. We laughed about it later...

[Titleist]

hey, that's me noggin. And yeah that one hurt. I still think it's not as funny as the time we were playing at the field in Springfield, the one with the semi-cqb course near the staging area. And kommie and I were going at eachother, and suddenly i hit him and i hear, "****ing hell, you shot me in the ear." i walk up towards him and he puts his finger into his ear and pops out a small white bb.

[K0MMIE]

yeah that was funny... but i have the BEST story....

it was a private CQB game in cincinnati... we were between matches...

we were goofing around... *plunking* bb's out of loading rods like tribal folk...

well anyway.... TITLEIST decides he wants to try and be cool like the rest of us... and he puts a bb in the loading rod... puts it up to his lips, ready to pelt someone.... but he takes a breath... and the bb shoots into the back of the throat from him inhaling!!!! He then freaked out and asked if what he just did was bad. Its probably still in his stomach...

Moral: Titleists sucks and swallows... lol j/k

[Dax]

I actually remember all of those....

Down at Southern Comfort 2 in Dothan, Alabama, the players were all given cheap spring handguns. The closest hotel was not far away and many of the players stayed at this same hotel. Also some innocent civilians were in the hotel at the time. After a long day of playing, the men, and women, returned to the hotel, in order to rest/baithe/etc... soon after, the halls were filled with airsofters. Room to Room, floor to floor, anyone wearing a mask was fair game. Everyone had a blast, from the kids, to the most mature airsofter. One player however was not having a good time, Isaac, or you may know him as Titleist. We were all ganging up on him, repeatedly shooting him with the 100 fps springers. We cornered him into a bathroom, blindly spraying into the dark room. When a "whack" was heard, Isaac then said in a crying manner, "Ow, you hit my bug bite!" This is no kid, but i asure you, he was in all seriousness.


That is just one of the hilarious stories from alabam trip.

[K0MMIE]

bug bites hurt

[Mom]

Dax was excited because he had just won an AEG at an airsoft game the day before. I was heading out in the pickup truck to take the garbage out to the end of the driveway. Those of you who have played here know its a reasonably long driveway. He grabbed the new AEG and jumped in the passenger seat and asked if he could shoot it out the window. Of course I said yes.

The next thing I know bb's are bouncing everywhere inside the truck! My head jerks back and my eyes are closed. At the same time I hear glass shattering. He had aimed the gun and was shooting full-auto but forgot to account for the outside mirror. Needless to say a valuable lesson learned. Still haven't got the mirror fixed...it makes me smile everytime I see it!

Sorry Dax, just had to tell this story.

Mom

[reaver123]

My team and I were skirmishing 3v.3, and my team was the defending. We hid in the woods for about an 20 minutes before I am voted to go and scout. So I keep walking using cover that sort of thing and I hear the other team coming so I turned to go back. I tripped over a stone and the other team heard me so I stood up and ran. As soon as I started to run I tripped over a shrub. Needless to say I was captured and then executed once my other teammates were shot. It was a great game.:) :)

[Spook]

You want funny? OK. Funny it is. Maryland, 2002. I go down to the Eastern Shore to help train then fledgling Airsoft SEAL team 2. On my way down, I get hungry, so I stop at Hardees for a Monsterburger.

I show the guys how to patrol, the difference between cover and concealment and how to set a proper ambush. Then I have them DO what I taught them, which they did pretty well.

Finally, they ask if they can hunt me, so I agree. Understand, it's hot, with high humidity. I've been running around like a madman all afternoon, shaking up Mr. Monsterburger pretty good. I trot off into the woods and assume a hidden position, waiting for my opponents to come traipsing through the woods. Mr. Monsterburger decides to make an abrupt gaseous exit. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMPPPPPPP. Needless to say, it stunk. Green cloud stunk. Kill vegetation for several feet in each direction stunk. I am lying in the woods on my stomach, trying desperately not to run from myself. My eyes are watering and it's all I can do not to choke.

Two of the enemy come walking toward my hidey-hole (that's HIDEY) and suddenly they stop dead in their tracks. They look around, sniff the air and one turns to the other and says: "What is that SMELL?!" His mate replies: "I dunno, must be a dead deer or somethin'." The looks on their faces tell me they got a snootful of Mr. Monsterburger. Now it becomes near impossible not to bust out laughin'. The conversation continues:
"Ain't no WAY he's over there, NOBODY would go over there the way it stinks." "Yeah that's bad, woooo. Let's go this way."

Unable to contain myself any longer, I open up with my old AK, taking out both of them. Of course, I am laughing like HELL. When I tell them what the smell really was, they just cried laughin' and so did I. Needless to say I changed my eating habits REAL QUICK.

[Caboose]

I remember me and a bunch of guys were playing in Slacker's backyard one nite. This guy Chad, KingTiger, was behind my friends grill with little cover, but his knee was exposed and everybody(including his teammates) decided to shoot at his knee and when we all shot, we hear this scream and some idiot yelling "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!MY KNEECAP!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was so funny because of all the sounds he made. it was funny.

[Spook]

As far as sheer misfortune goes, nothin' could've been worse than poor Iron Chef takin' one for his team right in the James. All I can recall was poor Jason rolling about on the ground yellin' "Sweet Jesus, he got me right in the Jimmy! A hundred f@#kin' places to get hit and I get it right on the c@ck! Mother______!" Fortunately, ol' Chef is alive and well with no permenant damage to his vital organ. His pride also survived the incident.

Of course there was the DP game where the downed pilot won. One in a million I think. The bad guys were all newbs, the pilot had experience and outwitted them.

[CASPER]

i pulled a kill switch on someone and shot him in the face.another time, i pulled a kill switch 5 seconds into the game and got someone.i wasnt even positive if it was somebody, i went with my gut on that one.:cool:

[Heckler&Koch 51]

One time we were playing CQB around my house it was a good / small game like a 3 on 3 well any ways, i had my younger friend on my team he was about 11 at the time he only has a glock 26 blowback. So any ways we got a garbge can and stuck him in the can as a decoy since he's younger every body wanted to get all close just to be able to say "i snuck up on him". Well any ways we told him to be real obvious and make a bunch of noise....he was basically used as bait so when they went for him like planned we were off to the side of my house with some cover and we hosed them as they thought they were gonna get the kill.... :)

[J Teezy]

using little kids as bait. LOL

[Kendodude]

I use noobs.

[Heckler&Koch 51]

lol yeah noobs work as well takes less effort to use them becuase they set them selves up lol...

[ASM]

My best story would have to have come during a large game at an old mill in Griffin, GA. During the first game, we held control of the 3rd (and top) story, where a guy named Karim was sniping. Unfortunantly, those of us on the ground thought he was shooting at us, so about 15 of us just blasted to poor guy, who was wearing a small pair of goggles at the time. His face was more torn up than the guy in the Aisan pic that was upo here not too long ago.
Not all that funny, but two games later, I swear I think he knew it was me and a few other guys on his team on the 3rd story sniping, and he killed us anyway:D

[deacon]

you guys might not think this is funny but me and my freinds are playing in some woods and decide that hte creek is drienough to walk through...SPAZZ decided to step into the mud...two feet worth...when we were helping him out it started to rain....not good...we eventually got him out with the help of a rope and tree....but to get out of the woods we had to climb out over a steep muddy hill...it was only twenty feet tall but took us almost an hour to get all of our selves and gear out....after wards i weighed my clothes...only pants shirt vest and socks weighed in at 18 lbs...dry and uncoverd with mud it was like 2 lbs...i thought it was funny...hope you do...

[ASM]

For God's sake, get this man some periods!:D

Seriously though, a little punctuation would be VERY helpful.

[deacon]

heh...sorry bro...im caffeine deprived...at least im not the only one up right now...lol..
hey...maybe you could help me....i posted something a few ago...could you read it and give me your advice?

[JanK412]

Mine had to be when me and some teammates were skirmishing and it was the last round of the night. I came around a corner and saw an enemy so took aim and opened fire, 5 seconds later I realized i forgot my mag and was just shootin blanks :confused: I was wonderin why my gun felt so light.:p

[spitfire]

I was playing a 2v3 in heavy woodlands the other day, and me and my teamate were both using GBB's (i had a g18c and he had an m92f) we were against 2 kids with m9's and a kid with a springer who just wanted to try it out...

the first game my ally and i are sitting on a hill, keeping an eye on the two kids with GBB's and we lose sight of one of the GBB's, so my friend stops and starts to listen for sounds in the woods, and says "i think i hear him right over there", turns around and there's the springer kid, less than 15 feet away, getting ready to shoot, my friend just snaps a shot off, and pegs him right in the head, it was so great, we congratulated him on sneaking up on us...we were glad he didnt have a gbb or aeg though :p

The second game we were moving through the woods, and caught sight of him trying to sneak up on us again, so we lay low and let him get close, then both stood and charged in at once, he just drops to the ground, covers his head and yells "ok ok ok, i surrender" i wanted to use him as a body shield, but my teamate said no :p his woods, his rules i s'pose...

that, and i got shot in the lip yesterday, it sucked...

-Benjamin