Airsoft Tactical Nuke......

[Texx]

This is easy but requires some money to rent a plane and fuel.

1. Fill two or three sterile 55 Gallon drums with .2 Gram BBs.
2. Attach both Drums to either side of the plane.
3. Fly-by at low levels on airsoft events.
4. Dump payload onto event.
5. Strafing runs with dual-M134s until plane expends fuel and/or ammo...

Of course, it isn't really a tactical nuke, in much the same way that a SP 203 Moscart is not really a grenade, and has about as much realism as strapping a 1500-rd drum mag to an MP5, but its all about competition...

I guess this would be classifed as "Airsoft Napalm...":rolleyes:

[Darkstar]

Okay, as a commercially licensed pilot, I had to interject.

For starters, that is probably the worst photoshopped picture I've seen in a long time. lol.

Second, that would be WAY ILLEGAL. Dropping anything from an aircraft is a federal offense.

Also, a Cessna 182 doesn't have enough power to lift a barrel that large filled with that much weight. Also, even if the barrel was filled according to the weight parameters of the aircraft, there would be two more negative factors acting on the plane. First, the balance of the plane would be so far off that the plane would be unflyable. Second, the drag caused by the barrel on the wing would be too great and the plane would costantly pull to the left with more force than could be countered with the control surfaces.

Sorry, it'll never work.

Darkstar out.

[Blade]

Darkstar, why do you have to be so negative???

:D

[necronomicon]

I dont think he was serious dude...learn to laugh sometimes, its healthy :)

[Texx]

Originally posted by Darkstar
For starters, that is probably the worst photoshopped picture I've seen in a long time. lol.

Come on! The "Systema M16 covered in Grapenuts.." was much worse.


Second, that would be WAY ILLEGAL. Dropping anything from an aircraft is a federal offense.

Also, a Cessna 182 doesn't have enough power to lift a barrel that large filled with that much weight. Also, even if the barrel was filled according to the weight parameters of the aircraft, there would be two more negative factors acting on the plane. First, the balance of the plane would be so far off that the plane would be unflyable. Second, the drag caused by the barrel on the wing would be too great and the plane would costantly pull to the left with more force than could be countered with the control surfaces.

Sorry, it'll never work.

Darkstar out.

I felt posting something equally rediculous as "Flour Grenade/Canned Airsoft Biscuit Recipe" or any of the other Greande threads in which the authors have clearly not read up on current AO regulations reguarding the use of "Explosives/Pyrotechnic" Devices at AO events.

Those of you who like the "Canned Biscuit" recipe for airsoft grenades, may also find it interesting that uyou would bascially being tossing tortilla dough at each other. I would much rather have cookie dough thrown at me in the heat of battle......

[AllenTC2]

Oh man, that brought tears to my eyes. I'm not sure what is the funniest...Texx's original post, Darkstar's Photoshop critique, Necro TOTALLY missing the joke, or the canned airsoft biscuit recipe. It's making me hungry too..

Mmmmmmm....warm airsoft biscuits with honey.....thems good eatin'!

[MB38x]

Originally posted by Darkstar
Okay, as a commercially licensed pilot, I had to interject.

For starters, that is probably the worst photoshopped picture I've seen in a long time. lol.

Second, that would be WAY ILLEGAL. Dropping anything from an aircraft is a federal offense.

Also, a Cessna 182 doesn't have enough power to lift a barrel that large filled with that much weight. Also, even if the barrel was filled according to the weight parameters of the aircraft, there would be two more negative factors acting on the plane. First, the balance of the plane would be so far off that the plane would be unflyable. Second, the drag caused by the barrel on the wing would be too great and the plane would costantly pull to the left with more force than could be countered with the control surfaces.

Sorry, it'll never work.

Darkstar out.


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