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Locutus
08-25-2008, 09:02 PM
My damn cat had 8 kittens last night. In just 8 weeks, one of these shiny new kittens can be yours for FREE. That's right, FREE. No hidden catches. Don't pass up this once in a lifetime offer.

Shipping & handling extra.
Redwolfey
08-25-2008, 09:19 PM
OooooOooo, How shiny? And it's supposed to be Processing & Handling. :)

Wolfey
Locutus
08-25-2008, 09:20 PM
I can process them for you if you wish. :D
Mayhem
08-25-2008, 09:28 PM
sending cats thought the mail?.... ummm ((evil thoughts))
Sidd
08-25-2008, 09:31 PM
its ok to send them through the mail if after you have it all packaged up you shoot some air holes in the box with a .45 or something
Rupture
08-25-2008, 09:48 PM
I'll take one if they grow up to look like wolfey's picture...big mutant wolf-cats!!
Rocket
08-26-2008, 07:24 AM
seriously locutus? i really might be interested.
Mavrick
08-26-2008, 08:19 AM
can they be used as event props?
Any upgrades?
How much FPS are they running at?
Locutus
08-26-2008, 10:31 AM
seriously locutus? i really might be interested.

Yes, seriously... (unfortunately).


can they be used as event props?
Any upgrades?


These kittens come completely stock.


How much FPS are they running at?


I think that depends on your arm speed....
Lunchbox
08-26-2008, 11:18 AM
I'm not even supposed to have the one I have now. Stupid budget apartments...
Shifty
08-26-2008, 04:36 PM
Need Pictoors
Rupture
08-26-2008, 06:20 PM
http://www.welcometopixelton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/kitten_love.jpg
Locutus
08-26-2008, 07:30 PM
Need Pictoors

Will do. Right now they look like a bunch of little bats or something.. so I will wait until they start to get cute. ;)
Rupture
08-26-2008, 07:37 PM
Just say that they look like the pic I posted and they will go like hot-cakes...filled with kittens, I guess..
Rob_Owns
09-06-2008, 12:34 PM
God I wish my dad didn't hate cats so much :(....
Bossman
09-09-2008, 03:06 AM
Will do. Right now they look like a bunch of little bats or something.. so I will wait until they start to get cute. ;)

What is wrong with bats? And, BTW, all cats are cute!
mDoug1911
09-23-2008, 04:04 PM
What is wrong with bats? And, BTW, all cats are cute!

unless they get this weird fat sack (not testicles) between their hind legs if they don't exercise, No, but kittens are really cute but they do get lazy a little when they grow up.
BTW what kind are they.
And Sidd if want them shipped you should tell Locotus . . . don't miss;)