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VenomBallistics
06-04-2008, 03:07 AM
If its one thing in this world I hate. its bats.
its an all nighter of wrenching the racecar.
Just moments ago I was greeted by the distinct sound of wings ... its after 2 AM here, and the only things with wings at this hour are owls, and bats.
Rather than wasting the entire night chasing the winged rat with a tennis racket, I opted instead for my trusty M4 and a tracer modded mag.
flashlight and full auto ... airsoft AEGs can work for pest control

TheBanker
06-04-2008, 06:46 AM
Is the bat wearing full-seal goggles?

Evil Head
06-04-2008, 07:11 AM
Did he call his hits?

mac50
06-04-2008, 07:22 AM
Did you observe MEDs?

AWOL
06-04-2008, 07:54 AM
Did the bat have a medic? Or did he get to leave the action and respawn?

Wraith
06-04-2008, 08:17 AM
Those bats are known to use amonia filled grenades. Did it return fire?

TheBanker
06-04-2008, 10:06 AM
So....did you get him????

mac50
06-04-2008, 04:43 PM
Oh and what size bb is most effective? .12,20,25,28??

Helmut
06-04-2008, 05:18 PM
does he have a red rag?

DemonicUnicorn2
06-04-2008, 05:21 PM
Please take a picture of the wall behind the bat so we can see how many times you missed.

Torque
06-04-2008, 05:32 PM
Did you have to blind fire? Cause that would be against the rules ya know...

Evil Head
06-04-2008, 05:34 PM
If the bat grabbed his gun... the bat would have to blind fire!

Son of Liberty
06-04-2008, 05:40 PM
Was the Bat French Canadian ;)

Helmut
06-04-2008, 05:52 PM
pffft frenchies dont know how to fire guns....they dont even have a army




LOLZ JK

Son of Liberty
06-04-2008, 06:23 PM
Awwww, did you read that Francois!?

airsoft31
06-04-2008, 07:26 PM
all they have is a white flag

strikers_blade
06-04-2008, 08:16 PM
you guys are so funny, if at least you knew what you were talking about?
Helmut, french (and french canadian) don't need an army to get it done. As far as the white flag, you guys are so off track. Since you are all lacking of culture, you should know that when french brandish the white "flag", it is in fact either to say "let's put the tablecloth on the table and have a fine meal" or let's change the cloth and have sex. As you all know French (and french canadian) are well known for their love for food...and sex :D

and BLAM!!!! right at you kiddies!!!

Helmut
06-04-2008, 08:43 PM
Striker i never said white flag i just made a joke and the french and i was kidding so yeah

Son of Liberty
06-04-2008, 08:49 PM
So was he ;)
Don't forget the love to confuse bacon and ham.

Helmut
06-04-2008, 08:50 PM
canadian bacon is the **** its the perfect mix of bacon and ham

strikers_blade
06-04-2008, 09:34 PM
ok, back to the normal program now.
SOL, next time I go to Montreal, I will bring you some true bacon... :D

Helmut
06-04-2008, 09:40 PM
they are really gay about food coming from other countries

VenomBallistics
06-04-2008, 10:41 PM
HA HA HA HA!!! didnt think I'd ever come up with a hall of infamy candidate

as for misses ... the tracer modded mag made for a useful light show ... I missed plenty, hits were obvious, and the bad did call something ... though Im not sure how to translate it.

Siegfried
06-04-2008, 10:44 PM
ok, back to the normal program now.
SOL, next time I go to Montreal, I will bring you some true bacon... :D

German like Bacon.....

Helmut
06-04-2008, 10:50 PM
Venom the screechings you hear are the exact same as when you keep hitting a kid and he says ow or something but then says its a ricochet when he is standing in the open

Evil Head
06-04-2008, 11:56 PM
Hey, make a joke about the damn bat! Don't make me start an entire thread about making fun of Blade. We just don't have the bandwidth for that.

Siegfried
06-05-2008, 12:40 AM
Make a thread about Bacon and we're swell...

bnagley
06-05-2008, 12:46 AM
Dumbo, Your hits dont count anyways, you never...

-Gave him your waivor
-Paid entry fee
-Got chronoed

Bat probably pronounces tokyo marui wrong. teehee :)

Sturmtrooper
06-05-2008, 01:05 AM
French tanks have 5 gears....4 in reverse and 1 to go forward just incase the attack comes from behind.

output01x
06-05-2008, 08:01 AM
Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why did the French give us the Statue of Liberty?

Because she only has one arm raised.

knightmare
06-05-2008, 08:33 AM
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

And on the subject of shooting small animals, a woodpecker decided to wake me up at 5:00am. He met my G36c and hasn't been back since =)

Wraith
06-05-2008, 08:55 AM
Picking on poor defenseless creatures is just plain wrong. You guys should leave the French alone.

strikers_blade
06-05-2008, 09:04 AM
Wraith, mean and rude people always take on defenseless creatures :D
Otherwise, you douche bags should get back on topic...once again.

VenomBallistics
06-05-2008, 09:37 AM
next operation ... whoever loses has to keep France

strikers_blade
06-05-2008, 09:43 AM
Are we gonna have to get Moderators involved? :mad:
back on topic people!!!!!

p.s. don't worry, I am not affected by the french thing, I could care less about them anyway ;)

TheBanker
06-05-2008, 09:45 AM
Since this thread has run its course (and much more), I'm closing it.