Spades

[Spades]

Forum Call sign: Spades
Field Call sign: Spades
Guns owned: Over the past two years i have had many different guns..
CA M4 turned CQB shorty. ICS AK74. TM P90(which i regret getting rid of). TM G36C. duel Mac 11s. CA M15A4. G&G M14 (sadly never got to use cause it was broken). Now I have yet another CA M4 turned Fo DMR. pistols: HFC M92SF, KWA G17 and hopefully soon a TM Sig 226... .Through out it all, I never got rid of my first CA M4 CQB shorty!.

I have been playing for about two and a half years or so. My first AO user name was 'Private Mathias.' But once I joined the 91st Ohio Wildcards I changed my call sign to Spades, to better suite the team.
Anything else you want to know? Feel free to ask!

[Phil]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
also
Where do babies come from?(besides Cici's pizzas)

[Spades]

1) 10
2) you see, it all begins when a man loves a woman.......

[V_Dub]

what is the answer to life, the universe and everything? or more importantly, what is the question?

[Spades]

the great answer to life just so happens to be 1
the universe is more complex to answer... we can delve into that later..
the question is what ever you want it to be... preferably more about me!!

[Phil]

how does one divide by zero?

[Red]

I also have a question, Spades.

What do you get when you mix a sexually driven fearless leader, a "team mom and conscience", a Frat-boy, a Mick, a blind marksman, a person capable of putting a hammock in their pouches, Phil, a chain smoker and an egotistical @-****?...

[Phil]

Oh, gawd, Red, i know the answer. how come I don't get a funny title thing?
Edit: Djackson, doesn't math contradict its self, saying that any number over its self is 1, and zero over any number is zero? so does zero of zero equal one? or is it zero? but it could be undefined at the same time! Oh what a tangled web mathmaticians weave!

[Spades]

Phil. it actually does not divide by zero. you get a big fat no solution( man i hope i remember that right...)

Red. you get the 91st Ohio Wildcards!!!

Phil: you didn't get a funny title thingy cause sadly i think your the most normal of all of us!!!!!!!! and thats really saying something!!!

[Red]

Because you're phil - You cannot be described as anything else. Everyone knows Phil is Phil, and Phil is pure win. "Phil" is just classic. Plus, you're the only way you can divide by Zero.

[Phil]

Phil: you didn't get a funny title thingy cause sadly i think your the most normal of all of us!!!!!!!! and thats really saying something!!!

But I had reese's for breakfast...

[Spades]

wow... so seeing as how this introduction has become all about NOT me.... i feel sooooo special!!!!!!!!

[Phil]

Spades hates the bananaphone song! do not play sing or whistle bananaphone around spades, or he will eat you with tremendous vigor!

[gertrude]

Oh, gawd, Red, i know the answer. how come I don't get a funny title thing?

Because you are The PHIL. You need no titles.

EDIT: Awww... Red said it later.... also...

BANANAPHONE!!!!!! woot. had to get that one in, too.