How You Know Your Are Addicted to Airsoft

[CheGregory]

This happened a couple days ago, and the thread of "How know if you are a vet/ noob" came to mind.

So i had to post my version, of "How you know you are Addicted to Airsoft".

You haven't seen your girlfriend in a few weeks, so she tells you that she wants to find somewhere to spend the night together to "make up for lost time". You turn her down, saying "No I have to wake up and play airsoft the next day."

She didn't take it so well.:rolleyes:

[Wicaed]

My girlfriends birthday is on the 14th, same day as BA2, and I told her im goin to BA2.

[Thatfatmacdude]

You know you are addicted when you have three Bank accounts being 1. Checking, 2. Rainy Day Fund and 3. Airsoft.

[Noel911]

You know you are addicted when you have three Bank accounts being 1. Checking, 2. Rainy Day Fund and 3. Airsoft.

Don't you mean no bank account?

[Spades]

you know your adicted to airsoft when....

everyplace you pass you think, 'that would be a great place to assualt.'

everywhere you go, you look for good sniper postions to make sure you don't get hit out of no where.
you ware your tac vest while lazing around your house.(you know you've done it!)
you clear your house before your famly members can go in.

[Thatfatmacdude]

Don't you mean no bank account?

Yeah...

Here are three more.

You see some kids looking at the airsoft guns at the local sporting goods store. You tell them to save their money and buy a Marui.

When you go clothes shopping, you price your contractor loadout.

You see fake camo at Macys. You think to your self, "Multicam is so much better than that."

[V_Dub]

oh snap :rolleyes:


You just MIGHT be addicted to airsoft when you spent your student loans on airsoft.

or

You might be addicted if your airsoft budget is bigger then your food budget.
(STFU I don't want to hear it)

or

You might be addicted to airsoft when you are forced to move back in with your parents because you accidentally spent your rent money on a new AEG.

[Wicaed]

I do have dreams about airsoft.

[Djackson]

you might be addicted if.... your girlfriend says " i have a suprise for you, its in the bedroom" and the first thing you think of is a new airsoft gun.

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lol, its all i could come up with

[TunnelRat294]

you might be addicted to airsoft if....

you have argued with your spouse about naming you child "blackhawk"

you've tried to snort BB's

you've used your camelback while sitting around in you house

your wife calls you and asked where your at and you say "wave point zoso"

your girlfriend has to wear a ghilli suit to get your attention

you wear camo face paint to work....and your employies dont do anything because its normal.

being called a n00b is THE worst insult anyone can say to you.

[pieslapper]

.......when

Your BDUs have to match your weapon's country of origin
You spend more on BBs than beer, or pizza
You heatedly debate the benefits of flectarn vs. cadpat
You quit smoking, not for health reasons, but to free up cash for airsoft

[bboymax22]

When you sit in class and think about past games to pass time.
( Thats how I make it through church :) )

[Wicaed]

College life while being addicted to airsoft:
"Ammo or food?"

[Texx]

oh snap :rolleyes:


You just MIGHT be addicted to airsoft when you spent your student loans on airsoft.



No. You get rejected for a student loan because the lender could not find the Tactical Innovations University.

[Red]

You might be addicted when..

Your cubical is fortified with fake sandbags, and has camouflage netting on it.

The family van is commonly referred to as an APC.

When you walk through a convenience store acting like you're holding a pistol with both hands, clearing corners before you turn.

You actually come up with anything for this thread.

[Blarney]

you have a shopping list that is set months in advance for specific items at a specific time, such as a set of pouches one week and then some gun parts another and then the other pouches needed for a loadout that werent needed in earnest 2 weeks previous like the other pouches.

I have all of my things planned out at this current time....

btw: next week for me:
2 paraclete mag pouches in CB
1 Emdom admin pouch in CB
1 DBT hydration Patrol pack in CB

2 weeks after that:
ARMS 40 rear BUIS
custom battery for the Crane stock

[Miku]

When you check your PMs before your email.

[V_Dub]

No. You get rejected for a student loan because the lender could not find the Tactical Innovations University.
Oh, Zing! :p

[bnagley]

You know your addicted to airsoft when you walk into the convenience store down the street in full camo, vest, and the clerk looks at you say's "nother airsoft tournment i see" and you just nod your head and leave....true story

[pieslapper]

.............when

You verbally assault someone for saying "clip" (instead of "mag") ....then remember you're at the barber shop

You love the smell of propane in the morning...."It smells like victory"

The pages of your Classic Army catalog are sticky from drool

[Texx]

Your wife calls to ask when you're leaving the airsoft store and you realize its the third call and "I'll be thirty minutes ago" was four hours ago.

In bed, at night, when your wife turns over, sparkle in her eye, that knowing grin and asks you if there is anything special she can do for you, you ask her to buy you the new metal replica ACOG for your new M4.

Your trip to the store to get bread and milk now includes two bags of BBs and four midcaps.

When your wife/girlfriend wants you to talk dirty to her, she gets mad because you tell her you want to re-shim her gearbox.

[Phil]

You might be addicted when..
The family van is commonly referred to as an APC.


Lol, we lovingly call our van "The Tank"

You might be addicted if...

You move back in with your Mother, rather than selling one of your AEGs to pay rent.

You have about 4 different loadouts planned in your mind at any given time.

The number of "airsoft buddies" on your AIM buddy list nearly quintuples the number of girls.

Your back ground of your computer is a picture of your own airsoft gun.

You buy a second pair of BDUs to use as PJs.

You have slept with your new gun in your bed at least once.

[Slaya360]

You know your addicted to airsoft when...

you've forgotten your teammates real names because you always call them by their call sign.

your summer vacation consist of Blind Fury, Safari Strike, and John Lu events.

you can find a stray bb laying in every room of your house.

your dream house has an airsoft armory.

your airsoft designs have been stolen by a company that can afford a patent.

[NickTick]

You know your addicted to airsoft when:

Your playing Socom online and you start yelling into the mic "Call your freaking hits"

When you spend your lunch break at Airsoft Arms.

When you know everyone that has worked at Airsoft Arms by there first name for the last 4 years.

[Miku]

You can find a stray bb laying in every room of your house.


I have to agree with this, it makes my parents angry too, lol. Although the rest of the house is pretty clean compared to my room, bb-wise that is.

When...

You tell anyone you play airsoft, you feel you must explain the AO rules and how you don't like kids who play with Wal-mart guns etc.

[Texx]

you can find a stray bb laying in every room of your house.



You can find a stray BB in the parking lot of every business you regularly visit.

You can find a BB in the corner of your cubicle at work.

You come to work clean shaven, when your co-workers asked why you shaved, you tell them so your balaclava will fit more comfortably. Not only are they not surprised, but they know what a balaclava is and can sympathize.

When eating at a restaurant in full camo, your asked by a lady if you are out turkey hunting, you decide whether or not telling her what you were really hunting for would give her a coronary.

You start a business simply because you like the ability to shoot your customers with your product. And they don't mind.

You can admit the New Eco BBs taste like "Gypsum."

[V_Dub]

.............when


The pages of your Classic Army catalog are sticky from drool

that ain't drool ;) ....

[CheGregory]

I do find it kind of amusing that mine was real and more than half of those weren't.

No, TunnelRat is not married.

[V_Dub]

well... besides the thing about the catalog thing was real, seriously.

[Iceman]

You know you're additcted when you are trying to get time off from work to go to a game and you tell your boss that your grandfather has died. Very true story. In fact, last season I lost 2 grandfathers, and aunt, and a cousin.

[colossus]

You know you're additcted when
1 you go to school in your BDU'S
2. all your extended family knows your callsign
3.your car runs out of gas cause you spent your "gas" money on bb's
4.get on airsoft ohio in the middle of class

[the_anti_n00b]

you know youre addicted to airsoft when you watch action movies and think of how you can re-enact a specific battle or shootout

(when i was watching predator i actually called up my firends and demanded we play airsoft, NOW.)

[M&N]

When the company commander yells at you for accidentally bringing your
Classic Army M16 to PT instead of your real rifle. :eek:

[CheGregory]

When the company commander yells at you for accidentally bringing your
Classic Army M16 to PT instead of your real rifle. :eek:

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[Texx]

You know you are addicted when the majority of the signs cease to be funny and start to hurt.

[pieslapper]

When you add up all the money you've spent on airsoft and realize you could have bought a car. A new one. With leather seats. And dubs. And a pimp my ride stereo. And.......:(

[V_Dub]

your parents have threatened to kick you out of the house because you spent 450 bucks on a new ICS instead of textbooks for school.

[Red]

When you call your airsoft teammates house and ask if Spades is there, and they know exactly who you're asking for.

When you accidentally introduce yourself as your callsign to a complete stranger.

[colossus]

You know you're additcted when
1.you cant have a conversation with anyone without saying the word "airsoft"

[BLACK SE7EN]

When you walk the playing feild the day before to match which cammo pattern to use.

[Redeye]

You know your addicted when...

Two weeks before an event, teachers ask if your alright because you are constantly twitching from the anticipation

Waitresses at the local resturants no longer ask why your in your camo or actually know which type of camo you are wearing

Family members plan their days activities around your practices

You use your tax refund check to pay for new gear

[CheGregory]

You use your tax refund check to pay for new gear


Isn't that what they made it for? :p

[Phil]

you know you are addicted and should get out, when you strangle a total stranger who calls you a paintballer.

You know you're addicted when you spot airsoft pellets in someone's yard from over 20 ft. away.

[Evil Head]

You find BB's in the bottom of your washing machine after a load of laundry and you didn't wash any BDU's.

[Spades]

lol that happens all the time!!

[sanitygone]

2. all your extended family knows your callsign
4.get on airsoft ohio in the middle of class

thats me..

[silentassault77]

You know your addicted to aisoft when........

your airsoft team has an all-nighter game and when you fall asleep you forget to take off all of your gear then when you wake up in the morning you have to go to school in your gear because you dont have time to change

[brandon]

You Know your addicted to airsoft when...

You wake up in the middle of the night because there are to many random bb's in your bed.

You go around to the seniors in your high school asking them how to bypass the Bess Blocker because you want to look at airsoft sites during class. (I have it if anyone needs it ;)

Your birthday and chanukah (or christmas) presents always include airsoft products.

You find a handguard pin for your mp5 hidden in your shoe. (mine was there for about 3 months and i never knew it)

You make your brother buy you lottery tickets everytime he comes home from college to finance your airsoft gear.

Beer money turns into bb money.

You have to decide between chillen at the mall or going to a skirmish.

You get really pissed off because there is no where to play around you, making you wish you were old enough and had enough money to buy an abandoned ware house.

[NickTick]

You know your addicted to airsoft when..

Your on this website and you go to your browser bar and type in airsoftohio.com again.

[Chilli Airsofter]

THis is to funny:D

[bnagley]

You know your addicted to Airsoft when you have more airsoft buddies phone numbers in your cell phone then relatives.

[D-Boy]

You know you are addicted to airsoft when:
1) The night before an event, you sleep on the ground cause your guns are on the bed.
2) Sleep in your plate carrier.
3) Forget your sleeping bag at a three day event and sleep in soft gun cases cause Onsite has 20 of them (picture is in the gallery)
4) Can't wait for the "GI Joes and Army Hoes" party cause it gives you a reason to wear your camo to a party.
5) Interrupt your girlfriend speaking because her little brother walked by with a GBB.
6) Play video games in full gear and get pissed because you can reload faster then the scripted action in the game.
7) Day dream up a reason why your girlfriend should try airsoft rather then going to the mall.
8) Laugh at your girlfriend because she can't shoulder your m4 correctly.
9) Live on ramen noodles so you have more money for airsoft and other "fun" (and totally legal ;) ) activities.

[Chilli Airsofter]

:D You know your addicted to Airsoft when you have more airsoft buddies phone numbers in your cell phone then relatives.

xD i have that but with ....:cool:

[Phil]

You know you're addicted,when your first tan-lines of spring are on your wrists, neckline of your BDUs and the ring arouns your eyes from your goggles

[colossus]

when, to get you're full atention your girlfriend has to call you by your callsign.

[British]

You know your addicted when...
1) The only reason you go outside is to show off your new camo
2) You will only target shoot when you have your camo on (I do this a lot)
3) More than once during school you have "hit the dirt" because you mistake a book dropping as a grenade.
4) You don't date because 1) you spent all your money on your latest "investment" on airsoft and 2) there is no way you would let some girl that doesn't wear camoflauge on a regular basis drag you away from an airsoft field to "watch" a movie. (or buy clothes, like they ever actually leave the store with anything. Oh and any females on this site. Don't kill me)
5) You fine some need to drive all conversations away from whatever they are and change it to a conversation about your new gun.
6) You "lost" your homework because you shoot a hole in your target and you needed a piece a paper to cover it up.
7) You wouldn't miss an airsoft skirmish even when you had the flu. (i didn't do this, but I know people that have.)

[Evil Head]

You have 3 windows open on your desktop, all logged into AO.

A window for reading threads.
A window for writing posts
A window to idle in the chatroom


Guilty!

[Son of Liberty]

When you trip/fall/get hit by something or get hurt in General and you call,"Hit! Medic!"

[Rctaylor]

When you upgrade your rifle and take it to Traders World to chrono it at TNT Airsoft, are content with 480 fps. Then buy a second VSR-10 at 500 fps and leave.


So yea. I have two 500 fps VSR-10s :P

[Phil]

When your mom can give the name of at least 2 of the 3 guns you own.

[VasilitheSniper]

You know your a noob if all your rely on is Hi cap mags and spray and pray. And that's the one's who have regular guns instead of a SAW or LSW.

[Spades]

this is the "you know your adicted to airsoft thread!!" bro, not the "you know yor a noob when..."

[VasilitheSniper]

Oh, sorry my bad.

[chazbot]

You've actually wondered if different BB's taste different (Excel BIO vs teflon vs etc). o.O

[Blarney]

I spent more on my WA kimber setup than I did with a standard TM M4

(warrior $200, Safariland 6004 $100, Surefire x200a $150, mags x2 $80)>(TM M4 $300)

[Phil]

You know you're addicted when you b**** and whine about how much money you've spent on airsoft to your friends, who don't actually give a hoot. Then you go tell everyone on AO, where they just laugh at you even though they know that they're just as bad. Then, rather than capping your airsoft spending limits, you go buy more gear.
Sorry Blarney, had to poke at you for that one. :D
I do that exactly

[Blarney]

Your getting an obligatory hose down when I meet you ;) It isnt all about gear, its about tactics, and having the right gear to get those tactics done ;)

Luckily for you, I only use standards and midcaps.

BTW, my friends spend more than I do.

:D

[CheGregory]

You know you're addicted when you start a very general thread such as this, log on after several days off this forum, and think "My God what did I create!"

Followed by reading all seven pages of posting.

-Che

[British]

You know you're addicted if...
... the first thing you do when you go online is check every gun website for new guns
... you have many many bb stashes in your house. Each consiting of over 100 bbs
... you're a member of Airsoftohio
...you find some need to change the subject of every conversasion to airsoft

[Blackeagles Delta]

when you
dont go to the prom, & use the cash on the next piece of gear

[Toph]

You know your an addict when you pawn every extra item you own and collect every peice of scrap metal to get your next gun.

[Evanish]

For me, I know I'm addicted because either the fedEx truck or the UPS truck shows up daily to drop off supplies I ordered. ( BBs, gas, Mags, Guns, ect. )

[ace]

you know your addicted to airsoft when you dig threw your neighbors recycling bin looking for cans you can scrap to fund your airsoft gear. (did it)

[British]

You know you're addicted when you have to decide between feeding your kids or the new gun that you just "need"

[M&N]

Your addicted when the Fed X knows your name.
and when he is delivering your package he sais more airsoft guns huh?

When he has become good friends with your dog.

[V_Dub]

when you are sitting in the chatroom at 11:15 at night talking about francois's underoos.

[output01x]

when you are sitting in the chatroom at 11:15 at night talking about francois's underoos.

That's not an addiction, that is a serious problem.

I suggest counseling.

[FerretFace]

You know your addicted when your parents our afraid of your "habits" such as always looking for new guns and spending WAY to much time on the computer and think you are a psycho and need therapy

[ctrlurself]

you might be addicted if....

--you search google for new airsoft sights, look at every gun they carry, compare prices, check B.B.B. for their rating, and then add them to your favorites list.
--use words like "fondle" or "oogle" about a gun your buddy bought instead of "see" or "hold"
--you can describe in detail the differences between the m4a1, m4tc and m4 commando.
--you hunt down aethetics mods for your gun that you will never buy, but fantasize what you'd look like on the field with it (I did this with an sl-8 mod for my g36c)
--when you ask your girlfriend "what do you want for christmas?" she answers "if you loved me, then you'd know." and you buy her a CA M16 with an m203 launcher, 300$ optics, and 2 grenade shells with NO hesitation at all
--you try to get your friends into airsoft so if they don't like it, you can buy their (practically) new gun for cheap
--the 7-11 clerks don't question why your carrying a rifle, and side-arm when you go in to buy energy drinks.
--people at school refer to you by your callsign, because they have never actually heard your real name

[edit] I didn't carry in my AEG, but i forgot that my pistol was still on my belt... and read my next post on this thread before you neg me

[sanitygone]

--the 7-11 clerks don't question why your carrying a rifle, and side-arm when you go in to buy energy drinks.

Is this smart?

[British]

-You've named all your guns.
-You have more than one post on this thread.
-Everything that you have come up with pertains not only to you but mainly to loki because we all have some need to stalk him.
-When everyone else when to see "starwars III" you played airsoft.
-Your I.D. card at work has your call sign on it.
-All of the signs hit a little close to home.

I have to go. Fred, Erma and Bette are calling for thier bb's

[ctrlurself]

Is this smart?

i know all the guys that work at the 7-11, i went to school with them (before they all dropped out)... i find it a little ironic.


you know you're addicted when you overhear somebody mention going commando, and you ask them what style camo they wear.

[001]

Various qoutes to show how addicted I am.

" I dont care how deep it is, will it be better by BA2?" Said to my doctor. (Ironically it wasn't better in time)

" I know a smootie is only $5, but my CASV isn't going to pay for itself, now is it?" Said to my girlfriend.

" Its a tactical wallet holster, really"

[Iron Maiden]

When.....kids at school try to bash your children by saying stuff like, "Your momma wears combat boots!" and they reply...."HOW did you know?"

[Son of Liberty]

When you constantly check this thread to see if you're actually addicted to Airsoft. It's not a matter of being addicted, it's the state and degree of Addiction that you are in.

[Thatfatmacdude]

You buy pouches for your CIRAS so that you can use it as a book bag. You take the CIRAS to school, and do not take it off all day. But why should you? You have everything that you want right at your fingertips. But what is more proof of your addiction? Nobody notices except for the Marine Corp Recruiter. He is so enamored by the fact that you are wearing body-armor to school that he stops in mid-speach and asks you why you are in this hell hole when you could be shooting stuff.

[Phil]

Mac, please tell me you've done this!!!

You know you're addicted when.....Sorry i lost my train of thought checking for new guns on RedWolf...Marushin Five-Seven is on preorder, or at least the 6mm is.

[Mr. Black]

Today my fiancé asked me to adjust the curtains before she left for work. One of the rods that they were hanging on was slanted to the left, so I looked around for something to poke it back in place with. All I could find long enough to fit the job was a fine selection of guns hanging on my office wall. I went through three guns of various sizes before I ended up gripping one of my sniper rifles by the barrel and leveling up the curtain rod with the stock of the rifle.

[Iron Maiden]

OMG you beat a curtain rod with your precious gun? LOL

When you turn a corner and at least three bb's roll across your dashboard.

[Phil]

you know you're addicted when you begin making several trips to airsoft arms during the week just to entertain yourself.

[Apok]

You know your addicted when on your productivity sheet for work that 45 minutes of "other" is actually more like 90 minutes and it wasnt because you were researching anything work related, enless surfing ebay for gear is waht the bank pays you for.

[Thatfatmacdude]

Yes Phil, I'll have to call the recruiter. He took a picture of me and said he was going to hang it on his wall.

[Mr. Black]

You call Loki at AA and ask "What am bestest U.T.G for $25", but after the laughing subsides, follow it up with a serious question.

[Texx]

When asked to adjust the curtains, you wonder how many shots it would take from the couch.

When asked to get the kids up for school, you wonder how many shots it would take from the couch.

When asked to put the dogs out, you wonder how many shots it would take it would take from the couch.

When asked by your wife if you'd like to get drunk off $4 vodka and fool around, you wonder how many shots it would take from the couch.

When asked how many shots it would take to nail your friend in the forehead from the couch, you look at him like he's crazy and say "what without goggles?" But you secretly know the answer.

When your friends come over to visit, you hand each a pair of goggles or they know to bring their own because sooner or later, one of them is gonna get shot.

You stop referring to people as friends, and mostly associate as those you have shot and those you haven't.

You make your kids clean their rooms so that on the weekend, your friends don't have to worry about breaking their toys when playing CQB.

[British]

When you're in line to pick up your pay check and the guy behind you (you don't know this) is an actor at one of the shows in the park you ask him "whats with the MARPAT pants"? You know what you mean, but he just says "they're camoflauge you idiot."

[Mr. Black]

From around 3:30am...

[arthenious]

You know your addicted to airsoft when,
You walk into any store and no matter who you are with you say, " I want widespread, someone down every aisle" then no matter who your with, airsoft buddies or not, they follow the command, and you clear the store, actually pretend to provide cover, and roll between the aisle just to reach whatever it is your looking for, then quickly hurry back to the registers, Then after making the purchase you yell out, "GET TO THE APC!(aka The Tempo)"

[Sidd]

From around 3:30am...

You know you are addicted when...........

You necropost on a thread that is 5 months old just to show of your stinky boots :p

Just kidding bud

[kibbeyj_45135]

When you spend the last minute you have before work making sure there aren't any new posts! (Guilty as charged)

[Leiph]

You know you are addicted when you spend about 2 hours arranging your gear in your closet only to take it all down and put it in a box under your bed.

(go back to start)

[DemonicUnicorn2]

when pop cans cannot be thrown out before being used in a chrono test.

when your airsoft default is of you in full gear. (took mine down but used to have one)

when you and your cousin go to JoAnn fabrics and price camo pattern fabric by yard, as well as browse yarn and other materials to make ghillie suit and cover for your gun.

[FerretFace]

When you crawl through a stream, leaving your hello kitty rifle behind to assault an M249 gunner with a pistol.

For those who weren't there, conquest looks great. I will be down there next Sunday. My short visit today was great.

[Disposable Soldier]

You know you are addicted to airsoft when you have a dream about playing at your favorite field, but you consider it a nightmare because it did not actually happen. . .

[Leiph]

you know you are addicted to airsoft when a trip around the inside your house during a power outage turns into a tacticle situation.

[Lunchbox]

I saw something similar on a different forum, and I thought it might be kind of amusing to do some "You might be a redneck if.."-style airsoft jokes. These are just some that I think are pretty funny. Post any that you can come up with.

You might be an Airsoft Addict if...

-You've worn your full loadout around the house for no good reason.
-BB's fall out of everything you pick up at your house.
-The majority of your expendable income is spent on airsoft stuff.
-You spend more than 4 hours a day looking at airsoft-related stuff on the internet.
-You've ever shown off your scars from Airsoft games.
-You're laughing at these jokes because they're all true.

[sniperlegend09]

when you have more sets of BDU's than pairs of socks.
when your school clothes are stashed under your bed because your closet is restricted to Tac gear and BDU's only

[Mp5monster]

When you ask your parents if you can back to school shop alone and then use the leftover mulah on a secret bdu.

[Oo. Stalker .oO]

You know your addicted to airsoft when...

you spend 2 hours a day posting forums on the Airsoft Ohio website for

[Glowstick]

You know you're addicted when...

... You wear a grimace through your history class because the UPS guy didn't come with your new gun.

... You actually have a girlfriend who likes to play.

... You think one of the hottest things ever is your lady in combat boots.

... You've actually lit your girlfriend up because you didn't hear her call hit.

... Your girlfriend has battle scars she shows off with pride.

... You feel very uncomfortable NOT wearing your tactical gear.

... You have more money spent on airsoft guns than real.

... Your mom moves to California, and when you fly out to visit you find a stray airsoft bb in her living room carpet.

... You find airsoft bbs on the floor at school. (High school AND college)

[airsoft31]

omg i thats how i get throught church too

[mikeo1112]

you cant wake up in the morning with out finding bbs in your shirt.

you planed on only buying one gun but after the first one you go broke buying enough guns to arm you whole neighborhood in case of an airsoft invasion.

when you have a file in you bookmarks with all the airsoft stores and company's on the internet.

when you almost burst into tears when you have to sell a gun.

[Coginator]

when you research airsoft instead of a school project that is due the next day
when you wish they made an airsoft video game

[Skull Hunter]

When you spend more on it then you do a computer or your car!!!!

[sniperlegend09]

when you go to the extent of finding nightvision at toys R Us haha
-scorpion

[Scorpion]

when you go to the extent of finding nightvision at toys R Us haha
-scorpion

You're addicted when, not only do you research the ToysRus NVGs but you actually take the time to make them work effectively at night events and then brag about using a kids toy to go play pretend "War" with grown adults ;)

[sniperlegend09]

You're addicted when, not only do you research the ToysRus NVGs but you actually take the time to make them work effectively at night events and then brag about using a kids toy to go play pretend "War" with grown adults ;)

haha nice ill have to look in to them if your review is good

[Big Boss]

When the first thought that pops into your head when you get paid is i need a new gun when you are still paying off the last one you bought. (Ive done this many times)

[slaughter]

you know youre addicted when you convince your girlfriends stepdad to buy a gun, but then while youre over at the house, drool over asgi.com while your girl sits on myspace wondering why her boyfriend and stepdad are nerds

[Sidd]

you know youre addicted when you convince your girlfriends stepdad to buy a gun, but then while youre over at the house, drool over asgi.com while your girl sits on myspace wondering why her boyfriend and stepdad are nerds

No thats how you know you are going to die a virgin

[Miyagi]

You know your addicted to airsoft when everytime your mother-in-law comes to visit, you have the urge to inventory your gear down in the basement...oh wait..that's just avoidance....sorry wrong thread

[Siegfried]

You know you're addicted to airsoft, when you pick up a piece of cardboard and say "oh hey, this would make a good BB shield!"

[AWOL]

When your Team Leader tells you that he is going to call your wife and have an intervention to have you stop buying Airsoft guns.

When you start out buying just one gun, and end up with eight.
When the first thing you do in the morning is look at AO threads.

[Firefox]

you know if your adictted when.........playing COD4 and forgetting that you switched to the M-60 instead of using your SAW and think OH @$#! MY BATTERIES DYING!! due to the reduced rate of fire and then say it unknowingly into the mic. (it happeneed for the first time today)

[Rekluse#23]

You know your addicted when......... you can walk down the street in either direction and always be in sight of bbs , And when you wait on xmas eve and try to ambush santa clause under the tree.

[Skull Hunter]

You know your addicted when you have a account on Airsoft Ohio...

[Siegfried]

You know you're addicted to airsoft, when you empty out the vacuum cleaner and you find enough BB's to fill a 4000rnd bag.

[mDoug1911]

You know your addicted to airsoft when:

1) You SERIOUSLY price out an industrial size freezer/cooler (the kind in resturants) to see if it could be installed into you basement as a gun room after disconnecting the cooling unit on top.

2) You bring guns of every type to a game so you can fill any roll on a team, then borrow someone else's gun and use it instead.

3) Any time you go to a hardware store you check out their lumber to try to make a better fort in your favorite field.

4) You plan out an effective battle plan in case you have a game in your school or a nearby mall ( I do this everytime I go to either;) )

5) You have so many spare gun parts you could fashion a makeshift minigun with the pieces.

[slipperymonkey]

You know you're addicted when...
you find a stray airsoft bb in her living room carpet.

... You find airsoft bbs on the floor at school. (High school AND college)


I've actually had a couple of friends come up to me in school, and ask me if this bb they found in history class (which i was just in) was mine. Then i proudly smiled and said... yes.

[Snook]

You know you're addicted to Airsoft when....

-You think about your paycheck as accessories and event fees.
-You own every DVD you can find on Airsoft
-You have random tubs full of parts that you didn't know you had(and dang it you just ordered new, oh well...LOL)
-You check the classifieds and ebay for any good sales before you go to bed
-Your bookmarks/favorites consist of nothing but Airsoft Retailers, Forums, and real steel sites.
-You go with your non airsoft friends to like ****'s or Gander Mtn, and they are like dude check out this cool airsoft gun...hurr hurr lol, and you instantly get irritated and begin to throw out all the reasons why the guns at those places are not cool. lol!
-Your room is filled with empty shipping boxes,styrofoam peanuts, and bubble wrap.
-Your desktop wallpaper is the next gun loadout you want.
-You have separate emails and AIM accounts with your Call Sign.

[Coginator]

when you would rather sleep with your new gun than your gf/wife

[Siegfried]

You know you're addicted to airsoft, when you just get home from a game...and can't wait until next week.

You know you're addicted to airsoft, when you speak military at work.

You know you're addicted to airsoft, when you stop spilling your BB's and make every shot count.

[Texx]

Yeah.

You guys are not impressing me with these new entries. A few of you seem to think that doing something incredibly stupid or illegal makes you addicted to airsoft. The last few were just pathetic. So, lets have some funny or I'm gonna close it up. Before posting on this thread, take time to read the other entries so you don't just rehash what's already been said. Remember, funny, not stupid or mean - that means lets take some time to write something funny and not something really stupid, illegal, or blatantly mean. Any more stupid and its gonna get shut down.

thank you.

[Disposable Soldier]

How you know you're addicted to Airsoft:
(I tried leaving out ones that were genuinely bad ideas or are in bad taste, please let me know if I missed something)
***Recap for pages 1-6***

01. CheGregory- You haven't seen your girlfriend in a few weeks, so she tells you that she wants to find somewhere to spend the night together to "make up for lost time". You turn her down, saying "No I have to wake up and play airsoft the next day."
-You know you're addicted when you start a very general thread such as this, log on after several days off this forum, and think "My God what did I create!"
Followed by reading all seven pages of posting.
02. Wicaed- My girlfriends birthday is on the 14th, same day as BA2, and I told her im goin to BA2.
-College life while being addicted to airsoft: "Ammo or food?"
03. Thatfatmacdude- You know you are addicted when you have three Bank accounts being 1. Checking, 2. Rainy Day Fund and 3. Airsoft.
-You see some kids looking at the airsoft guns at the local sporting goods store. You tell them to save their money and buy a Marui.
-When you go clothes shopping, you price your contractor loadout.
-You see fake camo at Macys. You think to your self, "Multicam is so much -better than that."
-You buy pouches for your CIRAS so that you can use it as a book bag.
-You take the CIRAS to school, and do not take it off all day. But why should you? You have everything that you want right at your fingertips. But what is more proof of your addiction?
-Nobody notices except for the Marine Corp Recruiter. He is so enamored by the fact that you are wearing body-armor to school that he stops in mid-speach and asks you why you are in this hell hole when you could be shooting stuff.
04. Spades- Everyplace you pass you think, 'that would be a great place to assualt.
-Everywhere you go, you look for good sniper postions to make sure you don't get hit out of no where.
-You wear your tac vest while lazing around your house.(you know you've done it!)
-You clear your house before your family members can go in.
05. Dub4lyfe- You just MIGHT be addicted to airsoft when you spent your student loans on airsoft.
-Your parents have threatened to kick you out of the house because you spent 450 bucks on a new ICS instead of textbooks for school.
-You might be addicted if your airsoft budget is bigger then your food budget.
(STFU I don't want to hear it)
-You might be addicted to airsoft when you are forced to move back in with your parents because you accidentally spent your rent money on a new AEG.
-When you are sitting in the chatroom at 11:15 at night talking about francois's underoos.
06. Djackson- you might be addicted if.... your girlfriend says " i have a surprise for you, its in the bedroom" and the first thing you think of is a new airsoft gun.
07. TunnelRat294- You have argued with your spouse about naming you child "blackhawk"
-You've tried to snort BB's
-You've used your camelback while sitting around in you house
-Your wife calls you and asked where your at and you say "wave point zoso"
-Your girlfriend has to wear a ghilli suit to get your attention
-You wear camo face paint to work....and your employies dont do anything because its normal.
-Being called a n00b is THE worst insult anyone can say to you.
08. Pieslapper- Your BDUs have to match your weapon's country of origin
-You spend more on BBs than beer, or pizza
-You heatedly debate the benefits of flectarn vs. cadpat
-You quit smoking, not for health reasons, but to free up cash for airsoft
-You verbally assault someone for saying "clip" (instead of "mag") ....then remember you're at the barber shop
-You love the smell of propane in the morning...."It smells like victory"
-The pages of your Classic Army catalog are sticky from drool
-When you add up all the money you've spent on airsoft and realize you could have bought a car. A new one. With leather seats. And dubs. And a pimp my ride stereo. And.......:(
09. BboyMax22- When you sit in class and think about past games to pass time.(Thats how I make it through church)
10. Texx- No. You get rejected for a student loan because the lender could not find the Tactical Innovations University.
-Your wife calls to ask when you're leaving the airsoft store and you realize its the third call and "I'll be thirty minutes ago" was four hours ago.
-In bed, at night, when your wife turns over, sparkle in her eye, that knowing grin and asks you if there is anything special she can do for you, you ask her to buy you the new metal replica ACOG for your new M4.
-Your trip to the store to get bread and milk now includes two bags of BBs and four midcaps.
-When your wife/girlfriend wants you to talk dirty to her, she gets mad because you tell her you want to re-shim her gearbox.
-You can find a stray BB in the parking lot of every business you regularly visit.
-You can find a BB in the corner of your cubicle at work.
-You come to work clean shaven, when your co-workers asked why you shaved, you tell them so your balaclava will fit more comfortably. Not only are they not surprised, but they know what a balaclava is and can sympathize.
-When eating at a restaurant in full camo, your asked by a lady if you are out turkey hunting, you decide whether or not telling her what you were really hunting for would give her a coronary.
-You start a business simply because you like the ability to shoot your customers with your product. And they don't mind.
-You can admit the New Eco BBs taste like "Gypsum."
-You know you are addicted when the majority of the signs cease to be funny and start to hurt.
-When asked to adjust the curtains, you wonder how many shots it would take from the couch.
-When asked to get the kids up for school, you wonder how many shots it would take from the couch.
-When asked to put the dogs out, you wonder how many shots it would take it would take from the couch.
-When asked by your wife if you'd like to get drunk off $4 vodka and fool around, you wonder how many shots it would take from the couch.
-When asked how many shots it would take to nail your friend in the forehead from the couch, you look at him like he's crazy and say "what without goggles?" But you secretly know the answer.
-When your friends come over to visit, you hand each a pair of goggles or they know to bring their own because sooner or later, one of them is gonna get shot.
-You stop referring to people as friends, and mostly associate as those you have shot and those you haven't.
-You make your kids clean their rooms so that on the weekend, your friends don't have to worry about breaking their toys when playing CQB.
11. Red- Your cubical is fortified with fake sandbags, and has camouflage netting on it.
-The family van is commonly referred to as an APC.
-When you walk through a convenience store acting like you're holding a pistol with both hands, clearing corners before you turn.
-You actually come up with anything for this thread.
-When you call your airsoft teammates house and ask if Spades is there, and they know exactly who you're asking for.
-When you accidentally introduce yourself as your callsign to a complete stranger.
12. Blarney- You have a shopping list that is set months in advance for specific items at a specific time, such as a set of pouches one week and then some gun parts another and then the other pouches needed for a loadout that weren't needed in earnest 2 weeks previous like the other pouches.
13. Mobius- When you check your PMs before your email.
-When you tell anyone you play airsoft, you feel you must explain the AO rules and how you don't like kids who play with Wal-mart guns etc.
14. Phil- You move back in with your Mother, rather than selling one of your AEGs to pay rent.
-You have about 4 different loadouts planned in your mind at any given time.
-The number of "airsoft buddies" on your AIM buddy list nearly quintuples the number of girls.
-Your back ground of your computer is a picture of your own airsoft gun.
-You buy a second pair of BDUs to use as PJs.
-You have slept with your new gun in your bed at least once.
-You know you are addicted and should get out, when you strangle a total stranger who calls you a paintballer.
-You know you're addicted when you spot airsoft pellets in someone's yard from over 20 ft. away.
-When your first tan-lines of spring are on your wrists, neckline of your BDUs and the ring arouns your eyes from your goggles
-When your mom can give the name of at least 2 of the 3 guns you own.
-You know you're addicted when you b**** and whine about how much money you've spent on airsoft to your friends, who don't actually give a hoot. Then you go tell everyone on AO, where they just laugh at you even though they know that they're just as bad. Then, rather than capping your airsoft spending limits, you go buy more gear.
-You know you're addicted when.....Sorry i lost my train of thought checking for new guns on RedWolf...Marushin Five-Seven is on preorder, or at least the 6mm is.
-When you begin making several trips to airsoft arms during the week just to entertain yourself.
15. Slaya360- You've forgotten your teammates real names because you always call them by their call sign.
-Your summer vacation consist of Blind Fury, Safari Strike, and John Lu events.
-You can find a stray bb laying in every room of your house.
-Your dream house has an airsoft armory.
-Your airsoft designs have been stolen by a company that can afford a patent.
16. NickTick- Your playing Socom online and you start yelling into the mic "Call your freaking hits"
-When you spend your lunch break at Airsoft Arms.
-When you know everyone that has worked at Airsoft Arms by there first name for the last 4 years.
-Your on this website and you go to your browser bar and type in airsoftohio.com again.
17. Iceman- When you are trying to get time off from work to go to a game and you tell your boss that your grandfather has died. Very true story. In fact, last season I lost 2 grandfathers, and aunt, and a cousin.
18. Colossus- You go to school in your BDU'S
-All your extended family knows your callsign
-Your car runs out of gas cause you spent your "gas" money on bb's
-Get on airsoft ohio in the middle of class
-You cant have a conversation with anyone without saying the word "airsoft"
-When, to get you're full attention your girlfriend has to call you by your callsign.
19. The_Anti_Noob- You know you're addicted to airsoft when you watch action movies and think of how you can re-enact a specific battle or shootout
20. M&N- When the company commander yells at you for accidentally bringing your Classic Army M16 to PT instead of your real rifle.
-Your addicted when the Fed X knows your name.
and when he is delivering your package he sais more airsoft guns huh?
-When he has become good friends with your dog.
21. BLACK SE7EN- When you walk the playing feild the day before to match which cammo pattern to use.
22. Redeye- Two weeks before an event, teachers ask if your alright because you are constantly twitching from the anticipation
-Waitresses at the local resturants no longer ask why your in your camo or actually know which type of camo you are wearing
-Family members plan their days activities around your practices
-You use your tax refund check to pay for new gear
23. Evil Head- You find BB's in the bottom of your washing machine after a load of laundry and you didn't wash any BDU's.
You have 3 windows open on your desktop, all logged into AO.
1. A window for reading threads.
2. A window for writing posts
3. A window to idle in the chatroom
24. Silentassault77- Your airsoft team has an all-nighter game and when you fall asleep you forget to take off all of your gear then when you wake up in the morning you have to go to school in your gear because you dont have time to change
25. Brandon- You wake up in the middle of the night because there are to many random bb's in your bed.
-You go around to the seniors in your high school asking them how to bypass the Bess Blocker because you want to look at airsoft sites during class. (I have it if anyone needs it
-Your birthday and chanukah (or christmas) presents always include airsoft products.
You find a handguard pin for your mp5 hidden in your shoe. (mine was there for about 3 months and i never knew it)
-You make your brother buy you lottery tickets everytime he comes home from college to finance your airsoft gear.
-Beer money turns into bb money.
-You have to decide between chillen at the mall or going to a skirmish.
-You get really pissed off because there is no where to play around you, making you wish you were old enough and had enough money to buy an abandoned ware house.
26. Bnagley- You know your addicted to Airsoft when you have more airsoft buddies phone numbers in your cell phone then relatives.
27. D-boy- The night before an event, you sleep on the ground cause your guns are on the bed.
-Sleep in your plate carrier.
-Forget your sleeping bag at a three day event and sleep in soft gun cases cause Onsite has 20 of them (picture is in the gallery)
-Can't wait for the "GI Joes and Army Hoes" party cause it gives you a reason to wear your camo to a party.
-Interrupt your girlfriend speaking because her little brother walked by with a GBB.
-Play video games in full gear and get pissed because you can reload faster then the scripted action in the game.
-Day dream up a reason why your girlfriend should try airsoft rather then going to the mall.
-Laugh at your girlfriend because she can't shoulder your m4 correctly.
-Live on ramen noodles so you have more money for airsoft and other "fun" (and totally legal ) activities.
28. Bubbaplay- The only reason you go outside is to show off your new camo
-You will only target shoot when you have your camo on (I do this a lot)
-More than once during school you have "hit the dirt" because you mistake a book dropping as a grenade.
-You don't date because 1) you spent all your money on your latest "investment" on airsoft and 2) there is no way you would let some girl that doesn't wear camoflauge on a regular basis drag you away from an airsoft field to "watch" a movie. (or buy clothes, like they ever actually leave the store with anything. Oh and any females on this site. Don't kill me)
-You fine some need to drive all conversations away from whatever they are and change it to a conversation about your new gun.
-You "lost" your homework because you shoot a hole in your target and you needed a piece a paper to cover it up.
-You wouldn't miss an airsoft skirmish even when you had the flu. (i didn't do this, but I know people that have.)
-The first thing you do when you go online is check every gun website for new guns
-You have many many bb stashes in your house. Each consiting of over 100 bbs
-You're a member of Airsoftohio
-You find some need to change the subject of every conversasion to airsoft
-You've named all your guns.
-You have more than one post on this thread.
-Everything that you have come up with pertains not only to you but mainly to loki because we all have some need to stalk him.
-When everyone else when to see "starwars III" you played airsoft.
-Your I.D. card at work has your call sign on it.
-All of the signs hit a little close to home.
-When you're in line to pick up your pay check and the guy behind you (you don't know this) is an actor at one of the shows in the park you ask him "whats with the MARPAT pants"? You know what you mean, but he just says "they're camoflauge you idiot."
29. Son of Liberty- When you trip/fall/get hit by something or get hurt in General and you call,"Hit! Medic!"
-When you constantly check this thread to see if you're actually addicted to Airsoft. It's not a matter of being addicted, it's the state and degree of Addiction that you are in.
30. Rctaylor- When you upgrade your rifle and take it to Traders World to chrono it at TNT Airsoft, are content with 480 fps. Then buy a second VSR-10 at 500 fps and leave.
31. Chazbot- You've actually wondered if different BB's taste different (Excel BIO vs teflon vs etc).
32. Blackeagles Delta- When you don't go to the prom, & use the cash on the next piece of gear
33. Toph- You know your an addict when you pawn every extra item you own and collect every piece of scrap metal to get your next gun.
34. Evanish- Because either the fedEx truck or the UPS truck shows up daily to drop off supplies I ordered. ( BBs, gas, Mags, Guns, ect. )
35. Ace- When you dig threw your neighbors recycling bin looking for cans you can scrap to fund your airsoft gear.
36. FerretFace- You know your addicted when your parents our afraid of your "habits" such as always looking for new guns and spending WAY to much time on the computer and think you are a psycho and need therapy
-When you crawl through a stream, leaving your hello kitty rifle behind to assault an M249 gunner with a pistol.
37. Ctrlurself- You search google for new airsoft sights, look at every gun they carry, compare prices, check B.B.B. for their rating, and then add them to your favorites list.
-Use words like "fondle" or "oogle" about a gun your buddy bought instead of "see" or "hold"
-You can describe in detail the differences between the m4a1, m4tc and m4 commando.
-You hunt down aethetics mods for your gun that you will never buy, but fantasize what you'd look like on the field with it (I did this with an sl-8 mod for my g36c)
when you ask your girlfriend "what do you want for christmas?" she answers "if you loved me, then you'd know." and you buy her a CA M16 with an m203 launcher, 300$ optics, and 2 grenade shells with NO hesitation at all
-You try to get your friends into airsoft so if they don't like it, you can buy their (practically) new gun for cheap
-People at school refer to you by your callsign, because they have never actually heard your real name
-You know you're addicted when you overhear somebody mention going commando, and you ask them what style camo they wear.
38. Punisher 001- Various qoutes to show how addicted I am.
-" I dont care how deep it is, will it be better by BA2?" Said to my doctor. (Ironically it wasn't better in time)
-" I know a smootie is only $5, but my CASV isn't going to pay for itself, now is it?" Said to my girlfriend.
-" Its a tactical wallet holster, really"
39. Iron Maiden- When.....kids at school try to bash your children by saying stuff like, "Your momma wears combat boots!" and they reply...."HOW did you know?"
-When you turn a corner and at least three bb's roll across your dashboard.
40. Mr. Black- Today my fiancé asked me to adjust the curtains before she left for work. One of the rods that they were hanging on was slanted to the left, so I looked around for something to poke it back in place with. All I could find long enough to fit the job was a fine selection of guns hanging on my office wall. I went through three guns of various sizes before I ended up gripping one of my sniper rifles by the barrel and leveling up the curtain rod with the stock of the rifle.
-You call Loki at AA and ask "What am bestest U.T.G for $25", but after the laughing subsides, follow it up with a serious question.
41. Apok- You know your addicted when on your productivity sheet for work that 45 minutes of "other" is actually more like 90 minutes and it wasn't because you were researching anything work related, endless surfing ebay for gear is what the bank pays you for.
42. Arthenious- You walk into any store and no matter who you are with you say, " I want widespread, someone down every aisle" then no matter who your with, airsoft buddies or not, they follow the command, and you clear the store, actually pretend to provide cover, and roll between the aisle just to reach whatever it is your looking for, then quickly hurry back to the registers, Then after making the purchase you yell out, "GET TO THE APC!(aka The Tempo)"
43. Sidd- You necropost on a thread that is 5 months old just to show of your stinky boots
44. Kibbeyj_45135- When you spend the last minute you have before work making sure there aren't any new posts! (Guilty as charged)
45. Leiph- When you spend about 2 hours arranging your gear in your closet only to take it all down and put it in a box under your bed.
-When a trip around the inside your house during a power outage turns into a tactical situation.
46. DemonicUnicorn2- When pop cans cannot be thrown out before being used in a chrono test.
-When your airsoft default is of you in full gear. (took mine down but used to have one)
-When you and your cousin go to JoAnn fabrics and price camo pattern fabric by yard, as well as browse yarn and other materials to make ghillie suit and cover for your gun.
47. Disposable Soldier- When you have a dream about playing at your favorite field, but you consider it a nightmare because it did not actually happen. . .
-You take the time to recap six pages of symptoms......
48. Action Bastard- You've worn your full loadout around the house for no good reason.
-BB's fall out of everything you pick up at your house.
-The majority of your expendable income is spent on airsoft stuff.
-You spend more than 4 hours a day looking at airsoft-related stuff on the internet.
-You've ever shown off your scars from Airsoft games.
-You're laughing at these jokes because they're all true.
49. Sniperlegend09- When you have more sets of BDU's than pairs of socks.
-When your school clothes are stashed under your bed because your closet is restricted to Tac gear and BDU's only
-When you go to the extent of finding nightvision at toys R Us haha
50. Mp5monster- When you ask your parents if you can back to school shop alone and then use the leftover mulah on a secret bdu.
51. Oo. Stalker .oO- You spend 2 hours a day posting forums on the Airsoft Ohio website
52. Glowstick- You wear a grimace through your history class because the UPS guy didn't come with your new gun.
-You actually have a girlfriend who likes to play.
-You think one of the hottest things ever is your lady in combat boots.
-You've actually lit your girlfriend up because you didn't hear her call hit.
-Your girlfriend has battle scars she shows off with pride.
-You feel very uncomfortable NOT wearing your tactical gear.
-You have more money spent on airsoft guns than real.
-Your mom moves to California, and when you fly out to visit you find a stray airsoft bb in her living room carpet.
-You find airsoft bbs on the floor at school. (High school AND college)
53. Mikeo1112- You cant wake up in the morning with out finding bbs in your shirt.
-You planed on only buying one gun but after the first one you go broke buying enough guns to arm you whole neighborhood in case of an airsoft invasion.
-When you have a file in you bookmarks with all the airsoft stores and company's on the internet.
-When you almost burst into tears when you have to sell a gun.
54. Conginator411- When you research airsoft instead of a school project that is due the next day
-When you wish they made an airsoft video game
-When you would rather sleep with your new gun than your gf/wife
55. Skull Hunter- When you spend more on it then you do a computer or your car!!!!
56. Scorpion- You're addicted when, not only do you research the ToysRus NVGs but you actually take the time to make them work effectively at night events and then brag about using a kids toy to go play pretend "War" with grown adults
57. Big Boss- When the first thought that pops into your head when you get paid is i need a new gun when you are still paying off the last one you bought.
58. Slaughter- When you convince your girlfriends step-dad to buy a gun, but then while you;re over at the house, drool over asgi.com while your girl sits on myspace wondering why her boyfriend and step-dad are nerds
59. Miyagi- When everytime your mother-in-law comes to visit, you have the urge to inventory your gear down in the basement...oh wait..that's just avoidance....sorry wrong thread
60. Siegfried- When you pick up a piece of cardboard and say "oh hey, this would make a good BB shield!"
-When you empty out the vacuum cleaner and you find enough BB's to fill a 4000rnd bag.
-When you just get home from a game...and can't wait until next week.
-When you speak military at work.
-When you stop spilling your BB's and make every shot count.
61. Awol- When your Team Leader tells you that he is going to call your wife and have an intervention to have you stop buying Airsoft guns.
-When you start out buying just one gun, and end up with eight.
-When the first thing you do in the morning is look at AO threads.
62. Firefox14- When playing COD4 and forgetting that you switched to the M-60 instead of using your SAW and think OH @$#! MY BATTERIES DYING!! due to the reduced rate of fire and then say it unknowingly into the mic. (it happened for the first time today)
63. Rekluse#23- When you can walk down the street in either direction and always be in sight of bbs,
-When you wait on Christmas eve and try to ambush Santa Claus under the tree.
64. mDoug1911- You SERIOUSLY price out an industrial size freezer/cooler (the kind in resturants) to see if it could be installed into you basement as a gun room after disconnecting the cooling unit on top.
-You bring guns of every type to a game so you can fill any roll on a team, then borrow someone else's gun and use it instead.
-Any time you go to a hardware store you check out their lumber to try to make a better fort in your favorite field.
-You plan out an effective battle plan in case you have a game in your school or a nearby mall ( I do this every time I go to either )
-You have so many spare gun parts you could fashion a makeshift mini-gun with the pieces.
65. Snook- You think about your paycheck as accessories and event fees.
-You own every DVD you can find on Airsoft
-You have random tubs full of parts that you didn't know you had(and dang it you just ordered new, oh well...LOL)
-You check the classifieds and ebay for any good sales before you go to bed
-Your bookmarks/favorites consist of nothing but Airsoft Retailers, Forums, and real steel sites.
-You go with your non airsoft friends to like ****'s or Gander Mtn, and they are like dude check out this cool airsoft gun...hurr hurr lol, and you instantly get irritated and begin to throw out all the reasons why the guns at those places are not cool. lol!
-Your room is filled with empty shipping boxes,Styrofoam peanuts, and bubble wrap.
-Your desktop wallpaper is the next gun loadout you want.
-You have separate emails and AIM accounts with your Call Sign.

[Mp5monster]

You know your addicted to airsoft when you have the UPS guy can guess what gun you got and he is correct once again.

[sticks]

-When you take every Metalica guitar solo and combine it into one track.
-when you have every Flogging molly CD but you only play 9 of theirs songs
-when you wear you BDU's to the BMV because you know the only time you gonna speed is on the way to an event
-when you GF finally gives up and tries to learn how to shoot

sticks

[mDoug1911]

-When you take every Metalica guitar solo and combine it into one track.
-when you have every Flogging molly CD but you only play 9 of theirs songs
-when you wear you BDU's to the BMV because you know the only time you gonna speed is on the way to an event
-when you GF finally gives up and tries to learn how to shoot

sticks

I dont get how the first two are at all related, what do they have to do with airsoft?

[Bremner]

-when you have every Flogging molly CD but you only play 9 of theirs songs


sticks

now why, just why would you only listen to 9 songs from such a great band?

[sticks]

You guys dont make playlists? Every time I'm at an event I hear the same flogging molly songs from everywhere......

sticks

[sventhewarrior]

And you wonder why some people think this game is unhealthy?

[V_Dub]

*references to the chatroom.*

you know you are when you have pangs of nostalgia for the chat when you read that.

[Predator]

You know when you "were and still" addicted to airsoft when:
your real job involves taking apart real guns and you know to do it because you were taking apart airsoft ones.
and when you do take apart real ones you think to your self it was more difficult to work on airsoft than real ones.:confused:
you convence your chain of command to purchase airsoft GBB for "Training Purposes."
you train people how to shoot by using airsoft guns."and they help dramaticly":D

[Siegfried]

You know you're addicted to airsoft, when both you and Blade almost sweep the concession stand at springfield like it were a hot building.

[Lone Panther]

If you think your last fart sounded like your AEG you are addicted to airsoft.

[Rob_Owns]

When someone punches you @ school and you call yourself out and hold your hand up in the air above you...

[Kung Fu Moses]

You know you're addicted to airsoft when you read this in computer apps class. And then get weird looks because you're laughing loudly because it's all true...

[slaughter]

you know youre addicted to airsoft when a noob asks why you dont use hicaps and you reply with "because i have standards''

[Texx]

Ok, that's quite enough then.

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