View Full Version : Can You Handle The Shnap!
Kendodude
03-23-2007, 05:33 PM
There were nights when the wind was so cold... That my body froze in bed as I listened to it... outside... The window...
(daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa winnnnnnnnnndooooooow)
There were days when the sun was so cruel... that my tears turned to dust and I knew that my eyes were drying up forever...
(foooooooreeeeevveeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr)
I finished crying the instant that you left!
And I can't rememeber when or where or how...
AND I BANISHED EVERY MEMORY YOU AND I HAVE EVER MADEEEEeee...
Agent Spencer
03-23-2007, 06:34 PM
Are you off the meth yet kendo?
Sure it's against the rules, but can I please quote this for truth? ;)
Spencer
Sure it's against the rules, but can I please quote this for truth? ;)
Spencer
Only if you figure out a way to do it with a humorous photoshop image.
Kendodude
03-23-2007, 07:22 PM
Oh but texx....
When You touch me like this (Touuch me like dis)
And You hold me like that (hold me like dat)
It was so long ago... But it's all coming back to me!
I can barely recall but it's all coming back to me
NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
gertrude
03-23-2007, 08:02 PM
Let it never be said that AO doesn't have its own crackheads.
http://corrente.blogspot.com/tpw.gif
Agent Spencer
03-23-2007, 08:19 PM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/AgentSpencer/platymeth.jpg
How's that Texx?
Spence
Kendodude
03-23-2007, 08:20 PM
But Gertrude, you don't understand that there were moments of gold and there were flashes of light
There were things I'd never do again but then they'd always seemed right!
There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow-baby, baby BABY BABY!!!!
If I kiss you like this (kiss you like dis)
And if you whisper like that (whisper like dat)
It was lost long ago but it's all coming back to me
If you want me like this (if you want me like this)
And if you need me like that (if you need me like that)
It was dead long agoooo but it's all coming back to meeee
It's so hard to resist and it's all coming back to me
I can barely recall, but it's all coming back to me
NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....
Agent Spencer
03-23-2007, 08:40 PM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/AgentSpencer/Kendowned.jpg
Wow, Kendo actually Kendowned himself with this thread.
But Kendo, you don't understand that there were moments where we were "WTF?"
There were things you'd never post again but then they'd always seemed right!
There were posts of senseless blubbering.
It was more than off topic forums allow-baby, baby BABY BABY!!!!
If I ban you like this (ban you like dis)
And if you whimper like that (whimper like dat)
the point was lost long ago but it's all coming back to me
If you want me to delete this (if you want me to delete this)
And if you need me to do that (if you need me to do that)
The joke was dead long agoooo but it's all coming back to meeee
It's so hard to resist to delete this post
and it's all coming back to me
I can barely recall,
but it's HALL OF INFAMY
NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....
yeah, that's all I got.
Mullet
03-23-2007, 09:06 PM
What.
That's all I have to say. Or ask. Or state. I'm not sure.
Kendodude
03-23-2007, 09:38 PM
But I was history with the training on the field
And I made myself so vivacious again somehow
And I only wasted any of my time on airsoft since then!
But if I post like this (post you like this)
And if you ban me like that (ban me like that)
It was so long ago but you shouldn't do that to me
If you ban me like this (ban me like this)
And if I post on AO like that (post on AO like that)
It was gone with the wind but it's all coming back to you now...
It's all coming back...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/Kendodude/gunpics004.jpg
And agent spencer, if I was owning myself... it'd be masturbating.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/Kendodude/1165049017957.jpg
No, owning yourself would involve finding a way to stick it to yourself.
While that would be an impressive display of acrobatics and stretching, you'd still be sticking it to yourself.
Kendodude
03-23-2007, 10:40 PM
o_O ?! I can't own myself then. So HAH!
Oh yeah... I own up doods with dual pistols now and a knife in my teeth.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/Kendodude/IMG_2490.jpg
So beware, my ownage might appear in ohio one of these days... or in sweeden...
gertrude
03-24-2007, 07:30 PM
Banning on a Sunday Afternoon
I could close your post on monday moooorniiiing...
Tuesday I go off to honeymooooon,
You'll be back again before it's time for sunny dooown,
I'll be banning on a sunday afternooooooon!
You'll be in the chat on Wednesday eeeveniiiing,
Thursday you'll be booted from the rooooom,
You come from Beaverton, you're just a crackhead kinda guy
Fridays you'll be posting to your dooooooooooom...
I'm bound to be complaining on a Saturday niiiight,
I'll be banning on a Sunday, Banning on a Sunday, Banning on a Sunday afternoon!
...Bonus points if you actually know this song, extra Gay-Scout Points if you didn't have to look it up, and Extra Extra Bonus Super Gold Star if you actually OWN the album.
(Edit: Just as a PC-kind of thing, Gay-Scout Points is in response to Chipotle's "Man Points" advertisement. No offense intended to homosexuals, bisexuals, or whoever. However, Freddie Murcury was gay. Anyway, it's in good fun.)
Isn't it by queen? the Sunday afternoon song?
A night at the opera?
Evil Head
03-24-2007, 08:39 PM
No, It's Celine Dion! Now give me my Gay points!
I was refering to the song Gertrude did. I knew the one Kendodude did was Celine, but her song was actually extremely close to "Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon" by Queen.
This is all in good fun, so take it as that!
In light of all of the ban talk, here is a little song to the tune of "Fat Bottomed Girls" from Queen.
Ohhhh, you're gonna get banninated tonight!
Ohhh, to Gertrude's great delight!
Ohhh, you're gonna' be booted out.
Kendodude you're gonna get banhammered to the ground!
You were just a young crackhead,
Never knew good post from bad,
But you knew this post was bad for you and meeee!
Left alone with a postin' buddy,
You were thinkin' it'd be funny,
Kendodude, you made a bad cover song by Celinnnne!
KendoDude you're gonna get banned.
Owned by Spencer, Owned by Mr. Eau Claire (WI),
I've seen bad threads, but this one takes the caaaaake.
With your drugs, and your style,
It went kind of smooth for a little while,
But this one proves, that your meth habbits aren't faaaake!
Kendodude
03-24-2007, 08:53 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/alex_all_alone/mortal-kombat.jpg
Agent Spencer
03-24-2007, 09:20 PM
Could you like stop making a scene to whore out your pictures... we have a gallery for a reason.
Stop KendOwning yourself.
TunnelRat294
03-24-2007, 09:25 PM
hHAHAHAHA!!! red your song is brilliant i love queen!!!
...even if this thread is totally pointless the songs make me laugh
Thatfatmacdude
03-24-2007, 10:11 PM
To get into the spirit of the proceedings here is Bohemian Rhapsody with a Loki flavored twist.
Original words and music by freddie mercury
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a firestorm-
No escape from Loki-
Open your eyes
Look in his eyes and see-
He's just a big boy, ain't got no sympathy-
Because Kendo knows, and blows his noes
he is high, really high
Anyway the wind blows,doesnt really matter to Loki,
Loki
"Gerty, I just banned a man,
dropped my hammer on his head,
let it fall , now he's dead,
Kendooooo had just begun,
But now he's gone and thrown it all away-
Gerty ooo,
Didn't mean to make you fly-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Ban again, ban again, as if Kendo really matted-"
Too late, his time had come,
Sending shivers down their spines-
Noobies *****in all the time,
Goodbye Mr. Kendo - But the meth had to go-
but you left us with a funny post in the Hall of Infamy-
Gerty ooo- (any way the meth flows)
Spencer please don't cry,
Sometimes Texx can just cross the line-
I see a giant silhouetto of a man,
Bananoob,bananoob will you fix my CY-M-A-
Systemas of lightning very very frightening EEK!-
Oh why Kendo,Oh why Kendo,
Oh why Kendo,Oh why Kendo,
Oh why Kendo, did you go? ooooooooooooooooooooo-
"But Im just a poor boy, give me an AEG"-
He's just a poor boy, give him an AEG-
Spare him his life from total bannination-
noobies come, noobies go-, where is kendo-
Bismillah! no-, do not ban Kendo -let him go-
Bismillah! no-, do not ban Kendo -let him go-
Bismillah! no-, do not ban Kendo -let him go-
Will not let kendo go- let him go
Will not let kendo go- let him go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let him go-
Locutus has a devil put aside for him ,for him, and me!-
So you think you can ban him and spit in his eye-
So you think you can love him and leave him to die-
Oh baby-can't do this to him baby-
Just gotta help him out - just get the meth outta here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Any way the wind blows....
gertrude
03-25-2007, 09:28 AM
Okay, this has been awesome. However, I'm going to HOI it before someone else just decides to delete it.
I might have to revise my thesis to include AO'ers as crackheads. Seriously.
Awesome points for everybody!
... Thread cosed. And moved.
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