Who is THE BANKER?

[Big Clips]

Did AO default on a loan or something and now the bank has someone running the show?

[Texx]

Yeah, isn't it customary to have the mods introduce themselves to the forums so we can insult them and so the noobs know not to piss them off?

[TheBanker]

I am the Terror that Flaps in the night.

I am the winged Scourge that pecks at your nigthmares.

I am the ITCH that ITCH's Your trigger finger!

I am the telephone operator that disconnects your phone call!

I am the batteries that aren't included.

I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe.

I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am.

I am the onions that stink in your eyes

I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.

I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.

I am the low ratings that cancel your program.

I am the slug that slimes your Begonias.

:D

Okay seriously, I'll gladly introduce myself if Loki wants me to. Until then...

[Big Clips]

Originally posted by TheBanker
I am the Terror that Flaps in the night.

I am the winged Scourge that pecks at your nigthmares.

I am the ITCH that ITCH's Your trigger finger!

I am the telephone operator that disconnects your phone call!

I am the batteries that aren't included.

I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe.

I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am.

I am the onions that stink in your eyes

I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.

I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.

I am the low ratings that cancel your program.

I am the slug that slimes your Begonias.

:D

Okay seriously, I'll gladly introduce myself if Loki wants me to. Until then...

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So the answer is that you work at airsoft arms in columbus.

Do you also have to ask Loki to wipe?

[Texx]

Originally posted by Big Clips
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So the answer is that you work at airsoft arms in columbus.

Do you also have to ask Loki to wipe?

Notice TheBanker didn't say "I AM the walrus..."

[TheBanker]

Too late dude. I already saw your comment.
;)

No I don't work there, and yes I do have to ask Loki before I wipe. Man is he strict!

[Shifty]

Originally posted by Big Clips
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So the answer is that you work at airsoft arms in columbus.

Do you also have to ask Loki to wipe?

No, he doesn't work at AA, or have any vested interest in it whatsoever. Are you trying to insinuate something?

No, he doesn't have to ask me to wipe.

[gertrude]

I'm pretty sure you'd get a good idea of who he is if you went to Black Aurora... He's a very nice guy, and well-spoken in person, too. :)

[vbtb110]

Ive been kind of wondering this myself. Well, gerty's comment about BA makes me tihnk that its the banker from BA, whos name escapes me at the moment......


EDIT: I believe I know who it is.......

[TheBanker]

My cover is blown! Yes, I was the banker in BA. I'll be shocked if more than a handful of you know my name though, real or call-sign.

[vbtb110]

Ummmm......

jmstallard? Something like that? Do I get a prize? :)

[TheBanker]

What I mean is that I haven't met a lot of you, so knowing who I am won't mean much.

[vbtb110]

I was with the guy that gave you the peanut butter bar :)

[BlackHawk97]

Is it jmstallard? I thought it was something like that, just for the fact that in the topic "in iraq" in the general discussion area, I saw that he, or someone looking like that name, had the last post, then when I came back about 20 min. later, it was THE BANKER, dun dun dun,(creepy music), hehe. I don't see what the big deal is though, obviously someone thought it important enough to make him a mod, and I can accept that. Hope to see you out on the field mr. banker, and meet you there, oh and can I have some money?